Bronwyn
@mythalive
Autistic special education teacher. Reader, traveler, gamer. Amateur photographer and comedian.
So if I lose the man, they replace the ring? Or do they replace the whole man?
Went past this building today. Highly spoken of, but a bit of a letdown in the end.
Favorite Sunday activity: peacefully contemplating the potential futility of existence, the implications of time being a dimension something can be outside of, and the terrifying length of eternity.
It claims to be no mess, but they've clearly never watched me try to pour things.
Out here doing the hard work of being scared to go to the pub so y'all don't have to; threat's already been evaluated. Donations accepted for this public service. (Go England!)
"Verify your age." This was the first computer I used as a child. Yes, it IS still sitting on my desk and functional, but I have no software for it.
Find someone who stares adoringly at you the way my senior watches me all day. (I'm sure it won't be creepy from a person.)
It's like those tourist traps: Amazing game, and all I got was this lousy shirt!
Proof that I have visited the open mic night. Walked up alone. Didn't panic? Didn't leave, anyway. It's advertised as music/comedy/anything goes, but I'm becoming suspicious it'll be all music. Recorded my 5 minutes at home. It's 11 by the time I finish rambling. How do you learn time sense?
I would LIKE to get stuff done and also use up a ton of nervous energy, but, well, the cats are happy I'm home. How do I say no to velcro cats?
Not ready for it to end. 😭 If you haven't listened yet, you can have this much fun also! Who killed who? Who loves who? Who was in the conservatory with the rope?! You've got plenty of time to enjoy series 1 at your own speed (including binging it all at once, now) and find out for yourself.
They clearly recognize that folks visiting speak many languages, and are trying to accommodate. But I'm lost on that third one. Place to look at rulers? Maze to trap the evil eye?
And a bit of comfort. Felt brave enough to try a bar solo! Some sleep tonight, and I'll be alright tomorrow.
I climbed (most) of a mountain*! I am strong and mighty. Also very, very wet. If I melt in the rain, someone please repatriate my puddle. *hill
Hey look, Contacts on a train! No, I don't know what I'm doing with my face either. I felt like fully smiling would be wrong with this book and setting.
The contortions required to get this skirt in a selfie imply that I'm not doing this right somehow. But isn't it fun? I wish I remembered the seller's name to give a shoutout.
Positive "show" review 😂 Lucky it doesn't read "chaotic good teacher, loses scissors twenty times a day, tends to go off on tangents about Mars and ancient Egypt".
This fever dream where I'm "appreciated" by a SpongeBob/MAGA teacher who often goes to jail is not how I thought I'd end my day. Not a SpongeBob fan, but learning who this is doesn't HELP my initial confusion related to indoctrination by an egg with fins in an outfit I'd be sent home for wearing.
Bad enough when AI tried to cancel Mark Watson's tour early; now it's trying to cancel the Pope's entire existence. Are we SURE the robots haven't revolted?
I can't wait to use my newly learned vocabulary to make intelligent conversation when I'm in the Netherlands.
This girl makes the BEST weighted blanket. Stop buying weighted things, invest in cats.
Been carrying these around in my purse for a week, and it's a tragedy that I live a life where they have not proven useful.