Noah Abrahams

@nabrahams

New Englander in Netherlands 🇳🇱! Moving on from a 30 year career in tech. I sincerely want you to get ahead. Likes random posts about Utrecht. ADHD / TTRPG / ❤️ Food / Dad / Exhausted / Absurd Disaster

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Noah Abrahams@nabrahams· Jul 3

A chart from the Spurious Correlations website, showing that butter consumption correlates with Wind Power generated in the United States over a span of 30 years.

Noah Abrahams@nabrahams· Jun 23

I made character sheets.

The character sheet says Big Gay Orcs in a calligraphy font, surrounded by axes and flowers. The subsections are also in the flowing calligraphy font.

Noah Abrahams@nabrahams· Jun 22

You know, maybe I don't need to read that thread... I think we're good for the day.

A Bluesky thread where every post has been hidden either by muted words, or marked with the label slur.

Noah Abrahams@nabrahams· Jun 15

Oh, it's getting worse. (Or maybe they took down the purchase functions to keep the train connectivity running... I hope) They should have asked someone with experience in massive scaling, like, I dunno, someone who lives here that used to work for Ticketmaster's platforms. #Netherlands #Trains

A screenshot of the website that says "We are currently unable to open the webshop for you. Our system is currently not as flexible as NS Flex. Please try again at another time."

Noah Abrahams@nabrahams· Jun 9

Excuse me, what the actual Fuck?

Trending includes 4 people, 2 of which are Mike Bloomberg, and... Repo the Genetic Opera? WHAT???

Noah Abrahams@nabrahams· Apr 27

After a week or so, dealing with Paris subway stations:

Noah Abrahams@nabrahams· Apr 26

Post your favourite 'Lord of the Rings' character(s). Wrong answers only.

Noah Abrahams@nabrahams· Apr 15

When one of the other players at the table asks to draw your character, you say yes. Especially if you're playing an orange cat.

A black and white drawing of an orange cat wearing a helmet because he's an orange cat. Somehow this black and white drawing still invokes the sense of being orange.

Noah Abrahams@nabrahams· Apr 10

Hey, have you ever wondered what would happen if egg nog had a child with corn chowder?

A carton of Oat-ly, Barista Edition, Popcorn Flavor

Noah Abrahams@nabrahams· Apr 5

Alternate answer:

Most of the cast of the movie Spaceship a.k.a. Naked Space a.k.a. The Creature Wasn't Nice

Noah Abrahams@nabrahams· Apr 5

Best Star Trek crew. Wrong answers only.

Bela Fleck and the Flecktones, standing in front of a picture of Saturn. From left to right is Roy Wooten, Howard Levy, Bela Fleck, and Victor Wooten.

Noah Abrahams@nabrahams· Mar 20

People who don't understand pies, watching a butterfly land, labeled "A completely normal pie", asking "Is this a special hidden pie?"

Noah Abrahams@nabrahams· Mar 18

I mean...

A video from the Funny You Should Ask YouTube channel, uploaded 3 hours ago.

Noah Abrahams@nabrahams· Feb 14

Post an image you can hear

Boos, from Return to Zork, is pouring a glass of rye, after repeatedly saying, "Want some Rye?! Course ya do!"

Noah Abrahams@nabrahams· Feb 2

A far side cartoon. Two men are in the jungle dressed like British explorers, surrounded by a cloud of bugs. One says "Wait a minute! ... McCallister, you fool! This isn't what I said to bring!" He is holding an aerosol can labelled "On".

Noah Abrahams@nabrahams· Jan 20

Yeah, this seems like benign fun. Let's give it a go.

Get to know me. 1 like = 1 answer.
1. Do you have any nicknames?
2. What is a compliment you've never forgotten?
3. Is there something you want to tell someone, but won't?
4. Do you believe in soulmates? Why or why not?
5. Biggest turn on?
6. What was your first job?
7. What was the last song you sang?
8. What is one of your most treasured memories?
9. What has overwhelmed you recently?
10. Someone gave you $100, what are you spending it on?
11. What makes you feel appreciated?
12. Do you have trust issues?
13. Best concert you've ever been to?
14. Do you care what other people think of you?
15. What are your main hobbies?
16. Describe your dream home.
17. What is your strongest held beliefs)?
18. If you could get on a plane tomorrow, where would you go?
19. What is your most attractive feature?
20. Do you believe in aliens?
21. Biggest turn off?
22. What has made you laugh the most lately?
23. Favorite animal?
24. What lyrics are currently stuck in your head?
25. Is there someone you wish you could forgive?
26. Name 3-5 ways to win your heart.
27. Favorite comfort show?
28. Name one thing that always makes you angry.
29. Favorite type of weather?
30. What are you currently looking forward to?

Noah Abrahams@nabrahams· Jan 10

A little longer than planned, but I still cranked out a pretty tasty banana bread, thanks to Joe's post. I did modify with 2/3 sugar and 1/3 stroop (ala stroopwafel), so it took a little longer and also got a nice crust on top.

Most of a loaf of banana bread, on a white serving platter, which has been laid into with gusto. It looks springy, sugary, and moist.

Noah Abrahams@nabrahams· Jan 4

So, I'm mentally calling this one "Utrecht under Winter's Silence"

An image of a community square in Utrecht, late at night. It is deserted, and covered under a blanket of snow. Everything is closed, and there is a lone giant Christmas tree lit in the middle of the square.

Noah Abrahams@nabrahams· Jan 3

Preserving sanity

The muted words interface, showing Venezuela and Maduro have both been muted for 30 days.

Noah Abrahams@nabrahams· Jan 2

I wish I knew who was stealth liking my posts, and... how?

The likes screen from a post, shows "Liked by 1" and also "no likes yet"

Noah Abrahams@nabrahams· Dec 6

I feel like this train might be very very late

A steam engine going through Utrecht Centraal

Noah Abrahams@nabrahams· Dec 5

I did print out some goats last time I ran Big Goat, Little Goat by @gshowitt.bsky.social. Players were very happy to take home a big or little goat. (Reminds me to send him some money for the mileage I've gotten off this game)