Bernie

@nardo

Music loving bear in MD | 47 | Occasionally NSFW | He/him | #BlackLivesMatter 🏳️‍🌈 #TransLivesMatter 🏳️‍⚧️

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Bernie@nardo· Jun 2

Daddy daughter day! (Took her to the vet for a UTI)

I'm in the driver's seat of a four door pickup, with my hound dog Lady in the back seat, her mouth is open and her tongue is out.

Bernie@nardo· May 21

Introduce yourself with 10 divas you've seen live. Aretha Franklin Diana Ross Dolly Parton (3x) Madonna (6x) Janet Jackson (11x) Tori Amos (16x + 2 this summer) Robyn (5x + 1 this fall) Beyoncé (8x) Kylie Minogue (3x) Mariah Carey + Me meeting Dolly & Robyn for engagement

My friend Leslie on the left, Dolly Parton in the middle, and me on the right. Taken at the National Press Club.

Robyn on the left, and me on the right. Taken at the 930 Club

Bernie@nardo· Apr 21

Thirsty and lustful comments aside, whenever I see your tattoo on your side/chest I always think it is Orko from He-Man for a second before realizing it definitely isn't 😂

Bernie@nardo· Apr 18

I was in Louisville last summer for a weekend and ended up seeing her in drag twice. She was really fantastic!!

Dusty Ray Bottoms in drag, collecting tips during a drag brunch in Louisville Kentucky in August 2025

Bernie@nardo· Mar 23

Happy national puppy day from Gizmo and Lady!

Gizmo on the day I adopted him in 2013. Gizmo is a Shepard mix and as a puppy his ears were too big for his head

One week after adopting Gizmo in 2013 and I am holding him in my arms on a DC street corner

Lady as a newly adopted puppy in 2019. She is a small brown hound dog puppy, with a white stripe down her nose

Lady a few weeks after adoption in 2019. She is a brown hound dog pup sitting in a ray of sunlight on a brown tile floor

Bernie@nardo· Mar 23

Oops 🤭 “How Much of a Freak are You” www.buildyourdynamic.com

Results of an online kink test showing that I am kinkier than 73% of respondents

Bernie@nardo· Mar 15

Posting my Oscar ballot just under the wire!

Bernie@nardo· Jan 4

You by the end of 2026

A photo of the famous medical Bayeux Tapestry on display. It is over 230 feet long.

Bernie@nardo· Dec 16

I hope 4 pictures are enough.

Gizmo, a Shepard mix, curled up on the couch in a nest of blankets and pillows

Lady, a hound dog, laying in my lap in a recliner

Gizmo and Lady looking out a large picture window

Lady laying on a couch and wearing a cone of shame in the shape of a donut

Bernie@nardo· Dec 3

🚅NYP💤⏰🚙PVC

A selfie, I'm on an Amtrak train bound for NYC, then driving to Provincetown for a long weekend with friends! I'm wearing a pink Adidas hoodie, my orange and purple glasses, and a gray Washington Nationals baseball cap.

Bernie@nardo· Nov 17

Bernie@nardo· Nov 10

Woke up 47 this morning 🎉

Me, a newly 47 year old bear, standing in front of a tree with orange leaves about to fall off. I'm wearing a green Carhartt hoodie and my orange and purple glasses. The overcast sunlight is highlighting all the gray hairs in my beard.

Bernie@nardo· Nov 6

When you post these gold shorts, all I can think of is Kylie in the Spinning Around video!

Bernie@nardo· Oct 28

6'1" / 185 cm 🤷🏻‍♂️

Height distribution graph showing that I'm in the 7th percentile for the US, that I'm taller than 93% of the US population

Bernie@nardo· Oct 27

I love our farm in the fall

Looking up at our upper barn and the brown silo, trees on the edges of the photo are in the middle of changing color from green to red

Looking out across one of our former livestock fields, with the brown silo on the left side of the photo, trees showing signs of changing color

Looking at the upper barn in the center and the lower barn to the right, with the white silo visible between the two barns. Trees are turning colors

Bernie@nardo· Oct 26

This is her favorite way to cuddle

I am laid back in an oversized recliner with my 100 lbs hound dog Lady in my lap.

Bernie@nardo· Oct 15

Bernie@nardo· Oct 8

Someone decided I've sent quite enough of my silly little emails today and that her need for cuddles takes priority.

My brown and white hound dog Lady, sitting in my lap, both of us in a brown Lay-Z-Boy recliner.

Bernie@nardo· Oct 7

I forgot to post this pic of a neighbor who dropped by over the weekend

A large black snake slithering down a set of stairs. Part of the snake is engorged from a recent meal of .... something.

Bernie@nardo· Oct 4

Made a new friend in one of my wild flower gardens

A monarch butterfly on a pink wild flower

Bernie@nardo· Aug 6

Slowly waking up in my hotel room on this work trip, ready to be home

A selfie of me, a bear, shirtless in my hotel room, hands behind my head showing off my hairy armpits and chest

Bernie@nardo· Jul 28

Mondays, am I right?

Four limonadas with tequila on a tray beside a pool

A limonada with tequila on the corner of an outdoor dining table

Bernie@nardo· Jul 28

If you need me this week, I'll be here. Unavailable.

A photo of the backyard at my Provincetown rental house, showing a pool, a pool house, a fire pit, a large table and a grill

Bernie@nardo· Jul 24

Hair? Cut ✅ Luggage? Packed ❌ T minus 21 hours until I'm on the train Ptown bound!!

A selfie of me, a bear, showing off my new haircut. I'm standing outside in the morning sun, in front of a large bush. I'm wearing a lilac colored polo and my orange and purple glasses. The morning sun is emphasizing the gray in my full beard.

Bernie@nardo· Jul 5

I hate yesterday's trash holiday for what it does to my dogs and typically never celebrate it. I was happy to spend last night celebrating with some besties Beyonce though.

Left to right: Nick in a "cuntry" tank and jorts, me in a sleeveless snap shirt and mirrored cowboy hat, Sanjay in white mesh shirt and Mr. Mitch sash in the Cowboy Carter style, Billy in a black polo

Me in my full Cowboy Carter show look, sleeveless snap wester shirt in purple and black, light wash Wrangler jeans, brown cowboy boots and a mirrored cowboy hat

Beyonce on stage performing during the Cowboy Carter Tour in Washington DC on July 4th

Bernie@nardo· May 3

See a tattoo, post a tattoo (or two)

A photo of my legs submerged in a bathtub, showing both tattoos on my left leg. The lower leg tattoo is four staffs of music. The upper tattoo is a pin-up style muscle man in a flamenco skirt

Bernie@nardo· May 3

I treated myself to new cologne today and ended up splurging way more than intended, but I'm so pleased with what I bought. I feel like @hvvnter.bsky.social will appreciate.

Two cologne bottles, on the left Tom Ford Bois Marocain Eau de parfum and on the right Smoking Hot by Kilian

Bernie@nardo· Apr 23

Weather is absolutely perfect today for driving around, windows down, this song blasting. I think it has altered my brain somehow.

A photo showing the center console display of my car, indicating that I am listening to the song "Headphones On" by Addison Rae, via Bluetooth from my connected phone. The temperature displays a perfect 70 degrees and you can see the sun shining brightly out the windshield.

Bernie@nardo· Apr 17

Watching Survivor with my best girl sleeping in my lap

My hound dog Lady and I laying together in a recliner while Survivor is on the tv in the background.

Bernie@nardo· Apr 17

A film that takes place where you're from. Outbreak, the opening lab scenes take place where I now work. I was just in that lab building on Monday. Blair Witch was a HUGE deal around here too.