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Native Minnow

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A doctor, but not the important kind. Bill Clinton lookalike, but not the important kind.

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Native Minnow@nativeminnow· 3d

The dragon in question

Drawing of Trogdor the Burninator from Homestartunner

Native Minnow@nativeminnow· 6d

I hiked

Photo of a high elevation lake in the southern Rockies with >12,000’ peaks in the background

Native Minnow@nativeminnow· 25d

I was trying to find the gif of this scene walking down the steps but alas no gifs for ancient pop culture references or maybe I’m bad at searching

Native Minnow@nativeminnow· Jul 15

Look at this handsome fella

Otis, a large black and white pitbull mix, sits among some wildflowers including light purple daisies

Native Minnow@nativeminnow· Jul 8

Spoke to my friend Mitch McConnell for 20-minutes today

Etsy artwork showing the scene with Hamlet talking to a skull in his hand

Native Minnow@nativeminnow· Jul 1

Went for a little hike today

Lily pads flowering on an alpine lake with wildfire smoke causing a hazy atmosphere

Native Minnow@nativeminnow· Jun 14

Me in the group chat

Scene from Castaway with Tom Hanks sitting on a log yelling something at “Wilson”

Native Minnow@nativeminnow· Jun 12

My bsky group chat waiting for someone to say the magic words

Screen shot from the movie Labrynth where goblins are hiding in the closet waiting to hear the words that will allow them to kidnap the baby

Native Minnow@nativeminnow· Jun 8

GF: Could you pick up a multivitamin for me? Me: Sure, any particular brand? GF: No, just whatever you find. Me: Got it!

A package of probiotics for women with labeling that reads “Happy Hoo-Ha”

Native Minnow@nativeminnow· Jun 6

Sorry I can’t take your call right now, my crush is in the shower so my focus is on that

An open can of orange crush soda in a shower caddy next to a bottle of shampoo

Native Minnow@nativeminnow· Jun 1

Midday drive

A view of an alpine lake through the trees with a partially snow covered mountain behind

View of a forest and a partially snow covered mountain

A view of skunk cabbage and pine trees and two reddish snow covered peaks

Native Minnow@nativeminnow· May 26

This Capri Sun tastes terrible

Pouch of tuna in water

Native Minnow@nativeminnow· May 11

Sometimes I forget that I put this sticker on my bike, then see it and laugh all over again

A red mountain bike with a vulgar sticker loaded in the back of a pickup truck

Native Minnow@nativeminnow· May 10

At long last we have a winner

Keychain of a biologically accurate coelacanth purchased from Etsy

Native Minnow@nativeminnow· May 9

My least popular take with the masses is at least shared by Sally Field

Headline for an article that says Sally Fields didn’t find Robin Williams to be very funny when they filmed Mrs. Doubtfire.

Native Minnow@nativeminnow· Mar 12

Otis Rush Spunkmeyer-Maguire III is glad he doesn’t know anyone like that

Native Minnow@nativeminnow· Mar 10

I know

Otis, a 100 lb pitty mix, wearing a fleece and sitting on a memory foam bed while glaring at the camera

Native Minnow@nativeminnow· Feb 9

“Mom. Dad. I got the part!” The part:

People dressed up as plats for the Bad Bunny Super Bowl halftime show

Native Minnow@nativeminnow· Jan 20

Raise your hand if you only used the round Spirograph inserts because none of the others ran smoothly enough

Stock photograph of the children’s toy Spirograph laid out on a blank sheet of paper with colored markers strewn about

Native Minnow@nativeminnow· Dec 30

There are a LOT to choose from but here are a few

Native Minnow@nativeminnow· Dec 30

Me, driving across Kansas with high winds that caused black ice to form across miles and miles of freeway “AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH”

Native Minnow@nativeminnow· Dec 11

You will be haunted by three spirits . . .

Run DMC

Native Minnow@nativeminnow· Dec 11

You will be haunted by three spirits . . .

Wilson Phillips album cover

Native Minnow@nativeminnow· Dec 11

You will be haunted by three spirits . . .

The Chicks (band formerly known as The Dixie Chicks)

Native Minnow@nativeminnow· Dec 11

You will be haunted by three spirits . . .

ZZ Top

Native Minnow@nativeminnow· Dec 11

You will be haunted by three spirits . . .

Crosby Stills and Nash album cover

Native Minnow@nativeminnow· Dec 11

You will be haunted by three spirits . . .

The Beastie Boys

Native Minnow@nativeminnow· Dec 11

You will be haunted by three spirits . . .

The band Destiny’s Child

Native Minnow@nativeminnow· Dec 11

You will be haunted by three spirits . . .

The band Nirvana

Native Minnow@nativeminnow· Dec 3

Christmas Venn diagram

Venn diagram with two overlapping circles representing Bing Crosby and Stephen Miller and the area of overlap says “dreaming of a white Christmas”