Oh no! Surely somebody will help me eat 30 hard boiled eggs

This was 9:30am for me

Leftover Bolognese sauce means Italian Mexican pizza

People really don't get how bad the housing policy in The Bay is. It's literally illegal to actually build cities to house people.

For some reason I read that entire headline like it was the opening to the gameshow on Bojack

Made this one for a similar story a bunch of years ago

Can you believe this is inside teriyaki chicken and broccoli?

The bathroom of the future:

When my alumni advisor went out with all his old Navy buddies and got piss drunk, they all just came back with matching tattoos of Screwy Squirrel on their asses.

Anyone else been chickening out on having something like this made because it could be too late by the time it's delivered?

Went a different direction with the savory oatmeal this morning. Italian sausage and pesto.

Nearly two decades ago I was doing a lot of nighttime mountain bike riding. I loved this headlight set from NiteFlux. It had a flashlight form factor, but you could remove the light from the battery to affix to a handlebar mount. And the battery attached to water bottle points. Cool wrap storage too

I’ve had luck with posters on painted bricks with this

I grow whatever I happen to be feeling like every season.

As somebody who sorta enjoys gardening. The $64 Tomato spoke to me on a spiritual level

I've got an entire other satchel of issues with the ever present campaign to exclude kids from public spaces. As the meme goes

Making slow but steady progress on a handstand!

When you didn’t eat even one fruit

Seen downtown

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

I only have it in potato quality (longest alt-text I’ve typed)

The bike rack at the boys’ new school leaves a bit to be desired

Kitchen window herb garden status: mildly out of control

It all started with a Night Rider tricycle!