Neal D (@nduggan) · DIRTY

Neal D

@nduggan

Science guy, suburban dad, probably kind of sleepy.

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Neal D@nduggan· 27d

My family can have a tiny bit of produce not grown in Doodoo water as a treat

A bowl with some shishito and jalapeño peppers and one zucchini

Neal D@nduggan· Jun 26

Here’s Mark Kelso!

Mark Kelso of Buffalo bills wearing oversized great gazoo helmet

Neal D@nduggan· Jun 25

Balboa bay window magazine from arrested development with Lucille and young buster in matching outfits and the headline “why I want to marry my mother”

Neal D@nduggan· Jun 17

Current state of the reflecting pool

Mark Rothko’s 1968 Green on blue on blue

Neal D@nduggan· Jun 7

3D Homer Simpson standing in front of a store front that has neon pink signage that reads “erotic cakes”

Neal D@nduggan· May 15

We have strayed from God’s light

Containers holding bags of chips with the labels “orange chicken in a chip”

Neal D@nduggan· May 13

All NFL games should be scheduled for 1PM Eastern time on Sundays

Norman Rockwell freedom of speech painting

Neal D@nduggan· May 13

Old man from itsyl focus group sketch

Neal D@nduggan· Apr 18

For all the AL centrals in the world, you’re the AL central centraliest

American League central standings with Cleveland, Detroit and Minnesota tied for first with 11-10 records Chicago white Sox in 4th with 7-13 and the royals at 7-14

Neal D@nduggan· Apr 15

My school has a pond with turtles in it and once it’s warm out they are always hanging out. It’s great.

Two turtles sitting on a tiered set of rocks in a pond. The turtle closer to the water is smaller and the turtle higher up is larger

Neal D@nduggan· Apr 7

Ahamadinejad probably has a lot of mixed feelings at the moment

Tweet of Mahmoud ahmadinejad replying to fredzannarbor, Colin kaepernick and Jim harbaugh that says “with a hard work ethic inshallah the U of M will return to its glory days” from 10/16/18 at 8:44 AM

Neal D@nduggan· Apr 1

I favor the tradwife lifestyle. I am the tradwife. I made jam today. I also view myself with derision.

A boiling pot of finely chopped orange habanero peppers in vinegar on a stovetop

7 small mason jars of habanero jam on a countertop

Neal D@nduggan· Mar 26

What my students seem to assume about me when turning in work at the end of the quarter

Cover of elephant and piggie book with title “I really like slop” with a cartoon pig in a chef’s hat holding a bowl of green goo with flies and stink lines over it and a disgusted looking elephant to his right.

Neal D@nduggan· Mar 22

I love this story but this clickbait in the article absolutely killed me

Picture of sad looking little boy with article title “this little boy asked why god created grandma…”

Neal D@nduggan· Feb 12

Simpsons screenshot “and while you’re there would you pick up some of that nice green moon money for me — Royce mccutcheon”

Neal D@nduggan· Feb 2

Oh hi

A robin peaking through the window with a very icy background including an Adirondack chair with a bubble mower toy on it

Neal D@nduggan· Jan 31

Reading everything on here today

Helen Lovejoy looking distraught with the caption Pervert!

Neal D@nduggan· Jan 23

Mrs Glick from the Simpsons grabbing Lisa by the head with the caption “the last pineapple - and plenty ripe too!”

Neal D@nduggan· Jan 20

Simpsons screenshot of blonde man with mustache at nuclear power plant polishing a rifle with the caption “I am the angel of death. The time of purification is at hand.”

Neal D@nduggan· Jan 2

Lane kiffin and Kim Mulkey entering LSU women’s basketball game hand in hand

Simpsons bob dole and bill Clinton holding hands with Clinton advisor pulling up in van next to them with the caption “we are merely exchanging long protein strings”

Neal D@nduggan· Dec 11

Hand holding paper with watermark of cartoon duck mounting a cartoon mouse from an episode of the office

Neal D@nduggan· Dec 4

Jon arbuckle putting down a paper looking surprised

Neal D@nduggan· Dec 4

We have squirrels in the attic. I had skipped this text from my wife and am now crying laughing in a doctors waiting room

Text message: tomorrow before the raccoon man comes, can you go to Costco?

Neal D@nduggan· Nov 30

Maybe he’s just angry because the town charter says he should get a pig every month and he’s been missing out

Chief wiggum and mayor Quimby’s hands holding the Springfield town charter with the caption “I’m supposed to get a pig every month. And two comely lasses of virtue true”

Neal D@nduggan· Nov 29

*Fred Schneider Voice* FART WALK BABY!

Picture of the rear view of a person standing in a park in black and white with yellow squiggles emitting from them.

Neal D@nduggan· Nov 17

All NFL games should be over by 4:30 PM on a Sunday

Norman Rockwell’s freedom of speech painting

Neal D@nduggan· Nov 16

Andrew Johnson to southern land owners after the civil war

Homer and Marge Simpson dressed up with Homer being captioned as saying: he’s learned his lesson. Let’s get him a present.

Neal D@nduggan· Nov 12

Sketch of the unabomber

Neal D@nduggan· Nov 11

Simpson family standing around dinner table with caption doesn’t this family know any songs that aren’t commercials?

Neal D@nduggan· Nov 10

Two radio station DJs from the Simpsons looking angry while a large computer provides the caption “looks like those clowns in Congress did it again. What a bunch of clowns.”