Ice Machine
@neartheelevators
Some guy you know from the Internet or maybe in real life. Hawsepiper in the merchant marine. Site editor at neartheelevators.com
1: New York is extremely walkable. This isn’t New York. 2: North Jersey looking this way is what allows Manhattan to be what it is. If the stadium were in the city it would cost tens of thousands of housing units.
Don’t want to jump into this thread but this guy is a ding dong. If he wants an answer to this he can read Bowling Alone and maybe realize there are smarter people than him in the world.
Days like today are why I crack this app open first thing in the morning
This dumb motherfucker just said “I was a better shortstop than Cal Ripken.”
Jack Schlossuberg… suck my dick. Go be a privileged rich doofus in the private sector. Get a crypto hustle or whatever Ivy failsons are doing these days.
When I say I’m in love you better believe I mean I’m in luv L-U-V
Anyone wanna take a guess who this is? He looks a hell of a lot different from the time when he initially got famous.
Forget Wheaties. The real breakfast of champions is a fried egg on a pack of these bad boys.
Getting word that the Max Rebo band has backed out of the Great American State Fair.
Broke: Taylor Lorenz DoorDash discourse. Woke: slurping on the good shit.
Remember when 24 year old pros would sometimes play with minor discomfort?
Posted up at the beach across from the Publix. Quick access to Pub Subs and cold beverages all day. Beach virtually empty. I still can’t believe I live here this was a 10 minute bike ride.
Scene report: Friday night in Miami and no tarps off section. Just wholesome family entertainment
Scoped out this resort pool near home today and it’s open access. No key cards or anything. Just blend in.
IDK why I even follow sportswriters anymore. I don’t care what a starting pitcher says. Did you get a win or not? You did not. You’re 2-5. 4.21… 0.2 above replacement. You fucking stink. Just say I stink. We stink.
Airlines be like FREE SEAT SELECTION! And then show you this bullshit.
Insulting rail workers wasn’t enough now these dickheads are coming for hotel maids.
Really rolled the dice ordering a $70 roll of wallpaper without a sample. Just held it up to the wall and it’s a home run. Looks fantastic.