I do not know what is going on here, but as a FFXIV player, my brain went to "Scalzi has met The Cornservant".

They’re all so over-saturated and too busy. The geocities of flyers/advertisements.

Or better yet, try your local public library.

We are working on not needing me in his sight 24/7, because I really need to go to work next week. 😅 His name is Atlas.