Elon Musty -Verificado 🥑
@neruda1952
Living in Vegas with my sweetheart. Sweet greyhound Diego 3/20/10-7/15/21 Tiny Mighty Arlo 🎂 4/ 21? "You don't have to believe everything you think."
And don’t forget to take a few minutes for the “pausa para tomar el sol” Darth!
The new album from your favorite duo drops today! Get your copy of Arlo & Mr.Fishy: Treat Tax of Love (Tunes for Snuggles) wherever you get your music!
Pacific time means more time to appreciate the eastern and central times’ comments and memes
Arlo knows what Darby knows, that with a pillow under your chin, every nap is a win!
Everlasting Beefs: Hamilton vs. Burr Hatfields vs. McCoys Arlo vs. Neighborhood Cattos
”Arlo, why are you barking at the crack of dawn again?” “I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it! I would rather you just said "thank you…”
Once you notice bisexual lighting being used, you cannot unsee it. This is intentional. I will not be gaslit.
Hey Hippo, what do you call a zoo with no animals except for one dog? A Shih Tzu!
If I pet Echo, can I get a discount on tickets to Man of La Mancha?
This show was soooo incredible and doesn’t get the praise it deserves. It was on Sundance and is now on AMC+.
WTF is an “opinion journalist”? Tell me, did you “journal opinions” yesterday? Did you TRY to “journal opinions?”
I thought only Arlo slept with his paws propped up in front of him…🤷🏻♂️