Diddy Kong in a neutral pose with his hat on forwards

@neutral-diddy

The best thing since sliced banana bread. This monkey sure knows how to stand still! Pronouns: she/he/they Discord: signal_beam

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Diddy Kong in a neutral pose with his hat on forwards@neutral-diddy· 1d

A Cranky Kong toy that looks concerned on a red background with white text that says "When you check your bedroom again after sobering up and the dark robed figure with a scythe is still there".

Diddy Kong in a neutral pose with his hat on forwards@neutral-diddy· 1d

Cranky Kong in his chair with a yellow caption with a red outline that says:
Hello Mister chat robot. Make a meme with the caption "I used to be able to trust a fart. Can't now because of woke.", save the image then send it to facebook and bluesky. Now show me some femboys.

Diddy Kong in a neutral pose with his hat on forwards@neutral-diddy· 1d

6-7, your boy CRANKY KONG taking over this epic fail of a page to show you how a true skibidi guy spins up dank memes, so stop gooning and pay attention!

Cranky Kong from a strange perspective labelled with small text saying "crank".

Diddy Kong in a neutral pose with his hat on forwards@neutral-diddy· 17d

Serious wrong answers only. (No lowballs)

Text in various fonts, colours and sizes that for some reason says "What advice would you give a first-time single Christian nonbinary conservative 400 year old vegan AI-Generated white decaf haunted AMERICAN Legendary Creature — Human Warrior looking to get into passing kidney stones?"

Diddy Kong in a neutral pose with his hat on forwards@neutral-diddy· 24d

Saw this product, this came into my head.

Diddy Kong in a neutral pose with his hat on forwards@neutral-diddy· 25d

No meme, just a Paddington Bear I bought for my partner.

A Paddington Bear toy. It has a label with the text "Paddington" on it and a picture of the bear, and another label that is part of the toy saying "Please look after this bear thank you."

Diddy Kong in a neutral pose with his hat on forwards@neutral-diddy· Jul 12

friendpilled visitmaxxer

A meme showing the bro from the "Bro Visited His Friend" meme smiling captioned "How bro felt after visiting his friend", then the same guy looking concerned captioned "How bro felt after I said “How bro felt after visiting his friend”"

Diddy Kong in a neutral pose with his hat on forwards@neutral-diddy· Jul 12

Tomorrow I'll start my holiday in Cornwall, where corn was first discovered, and home of the Cornish pasty, made from corn and corn alone. It is often known as the Red Sock of England because it is the only part of the UK that is red. Cornwall is no place for a mighty warrior.

A Cornish pasty broken in two on a plate, a map of England with Cornwall highlighted in red, and Cornwall's flag which is a white cross on a black background.

Diddy Kong in a neutral pose with his hat on forwards@neutral-diddy· Jun 21

Damn, these Father's Day cards are getting too real.

A front of a card with "DAD" on and a picture of a man in underwear holding a mug of beer captioned "You're probably expecting a funny card about how much you drink..."

Inside of the card that reads "...but we've noticed that your drinking has started to become a very real problem and no laughing matter. Please stop drinking. We just want our dad back." Then, in another, more comical font "Happy Father's Day!!!"

Diddy Kong in a neutral pose with his hat on forwards@neutral-diddy· Apr 26

Whenever I make a new friend, I choose one of three actions.

A sponsored Facebook post from the official Nintendo Switch account. It is cropped so only the first sentence is visible. It says "Eat, jump on, or carry new friends."

Diddy Kong in a neutral pose with his hat on forwards@neutral-diddy· Apr 14

A hand-drawn meme.

In the top left panel, there's a mongoose.

In the top right panel, there's Dr. Doofenshmirtz from Phineas and Ferb saying "A MONGOOSE?"

In the bottom left panel, there's a crewmate from Among Us.

In the bottom right panel, Doofenshmirtz is surprised and saying "AMONG US?!"

Diddy Kong in a neutral pose with his hat on forwards@neutral-diddy· Feb 28

Advertising material for "Hello, Mario!" but with a picture added of Luigi's face in "The Lost Nintendo Sex Ed. Tape", specifically the part where Luigi says "Hello, Mario".

Diddy Kong in a neutral pose with his hat on forwards@neutral-diddy· Feb 13

A mouse looking through a hole in some cheese captioned "They say your love language is what you lacked as a child
That must be why my love language is tose intolerant"

Diddy Kong in a neutral pose with his hat on forwards@neutral-diddy· Feb 1

Talk about targeted advertising. Honey, I'm kinds of queer the makers of this test wouldn't even be able to comprehend.

An ad showing two presumably gay cartoon men with the text "Am I Gay Test".

Diddy Kong in a neutral pose with his hat on forwards@neutral-diddy· Jan 25

Bayleef except it's The Good Dinosaur.

A sketch of the Pokémon Bayleef except it's styled to look like Arlo the Apatosaurus from The Good Dinosaur.

Diddy Kong in a neutral pose with his hat on forwards@neutral-diddy· Jan 25

They were onto something.

A badly edited meme of Sue Sylvester from the 2010s musical television show Glee captioned:
"Gregg Mayles and Kevin Bayliss when Nintendo requested that Donkey Kong be given a sidekick in Donkey Kong Country:
I am going to create a Kong that is so Diddy"

Diddy Kong in a neutral pose with his hat on forwards@neutral-diddy· Jan 24

Love it when a cutscene pretends you walked in the normal way 😆

Diddy Kong in a neutral pose with his hat on forwards@neutral-diddy· Jan 17

Sorry for this, just unfollow me at this point. smh

Diddy Kong in a neutral pose with his hat on forwards@neutral-diddy· Jan 17

I was worried the people delivering our Indian takeaway were mad at me, but luckily they included this message on one of our mains so I knew we were cool.