Been a hot minute since I've done some guitar shenaniganery. It's the theme to my favorite anime of all time. Name it and I'll give you a virtual hug, if you're into that!

Gonna get one ahead again, since catching up means I'm now behind. Yes, I have the hots for Birdo. I can't help it. She had a line in Mario Golf: Super Rush that had me fucking floored. "You can even call me Mama if you want!" Or something like that. Ma'am, I will straight up call you Mommy.

Poison, Final Fight and Street Fighter. A fucking trans icon, and goodness me, I want her to whip me HARD

I have to give a shout out to my girl Alia. In particular, her Megaman X5/X6 iteration. She can be my operator any day

I'm accidentally one ahead, but screw it, let's throw out another. Scorpia (She-Ra and the Princesses of Power) is another "be her/be with her" candidate. And once again, the answer is both

Oh, for Lenore (Castlevania) to say those words to me 😵‍💫

Nami! From the original Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life to the Story of Seasons remake, she's always my pick for love interest. And in the new one, we're gay! :D

Alright, gotta admit, Faye (Star Fox 2) is really cute. I'd snuggle her.

Noi (Dorohedoro) is my ultimate "want to be her/want to be with her" dilemma. (The answer is both).

Gotta give my girl Daisy a mention

Dipping back into G Gundam, I gotta say, I've always had a soft spot for Rain Mikamura. Pretty sure seeing her in the mobile trace suit for the first time did irreparable "damage" to my brain

Okay, look, I'm a raging dyke, but I just have to make an exception for this gentleman here, George de Sand (Mobile Fighter G Gundam). He's just so pretty. And I think he'd look good in a French maid dress. Yes, I want to forcefem him.

Keeping in line with the lovely ladies of Metal Gear Solid, Meryl Silverburgh is on my list. I'm particularly fond of her MGS4 iteration.

Lucky 13 is Sniper Wolf (Metal Gear Solid). I'm with Otacon on this one.

EVA, Metal Gear Solid 3. The second Russian woman from the Metal Gear series on the list, and I think the sixth Russian woman overall?

Switch from The Matrix. SWITCH DESERVED BETTER

I guess I just have a thing for Russian women, because Sasha Kaidonovsky (Pacific Rim) is DEFINITELY a fictional crush (more like I want her to crush me)

Trixie from Speed Racer, specifically as portrayed by Christina Ricci in the Wachowski sisters' masterpiece of an adaptation

Olga Gurlukovich has been a heck of a crush since I first played Metal Gear Solid 2. Honestly, I just wanna cuddle her

I'll do you one better and give you two

Always been a big fan of The Big Dreamer™️ (specifically the confident type with the skills to back it up). A little cocky, but ultimately a good person, that type

Electra King, The World is Not Enough. It was the torture chair scene

Two for one here. Astronema and Divatox, from Power Rangers in Space and Turbo, respectively

Alex was always my favorite one from Totally Spies

Lt. Zofia, of Command & Conquer: Red Alert 2 fame will always have a special place in my heart

Same goes for Nastasha Zabigov

I would let Xenia Onatopp do terrible, terrible things to me. Especially if she wears that uniform while she does it.

Always had a thing for Deputy Mayor Callie Briggs

Eh, what the hell?

Been a hot minute. Here's a slow-mo of one of my favorite knife trick combos (with a trainer!)