Shoutout to this woman for the best unsolicited advice on dealing with the prospect of Tubs as governor of Alabama

#RCTID

LOL, had this in the drafts What a win. I 4-1 did not see that one coming #RCTID

Welp, seated and ready for another 2026 Timbers match #RCTID

Oh boy, the mouth breathing Auburn fans on the CSAM app aren’t gonna like this take

USAToday used to be a respectable news organization of actual journalists with a daily national circulation of over 2m copies every weekday

I don’t know if a single microblog has both easily expressed how dumb the median voter is and Dr. King’s belief that the greatest threat to civil rights is the white moderate

Finally got a look at one of the many tv interviews I’ve done this WC cycle and folks, that gray is coming in strong on the beard

Lol, what a sham. But also, eat shit

Choosing to read this with sarcasm because that’s what a dumbass push alert such as this deserves

Don’t even have it on yet but have read enough skeets to go ahead and post it

Power’s out. Checked the Alabama Power app and this message was here. Tried to read more at either hyperlink and both are broken, because Alabama Power continues to give no shits about those they serve

The final two paragraphs in this piece

Steve Marshall conceded and will not hold public office in Alabama soon enough

Trump said he doesn’t care about Americans’ financial situation yesterday, in the same scrum this photo is from, and this is the lead story for the Alabama Politics daily email from @al.com. The embarrassment for you is real. Do better.

May need to reconsider the word/acronym choice/placement here for the quick scrollers because, well,

1. Eat shit, Auburn 2. I forgot Justin Lee’s lonely ass existed since leaving the CSAM app, so seeing him report this and knowing it hurts him sparks joy

“Appearing to”? Who else could this be?

Arby’s is good and is only dragged because of the memes

Inside you there are two wolves #RCTID

Kristi Curry was apparently an anomaly in the post Final Four appearance approach to Alabama Women’s Basketball

Early season baseball is the best for fun with numbers

Yeah, these dudes here are really lending a helping hand

Local club’s so cheap they’ve got some sort of bot live tweeting their match currently

Ok Lawyer Sky, how well will this hold up?

LeBron, buy the Timbers challenge

Gotta love beating your biggest rival for a commitment

“Why do you want Tua? Aren’t the Falcons bad enough?” Well yeah, but also, I don’t hate the sample size for what would be his home stadium. Even with his atrocious 2018 SECCG, he’s 44/75, 535 yds, 8 TDs, 3 INTs in 3 games, and I would take that at QB for the Falcons.

Got a promotional email from Jimmy John’s saying they now had gyros and I was rightfully scared