yiiiiiiikes

Spent the past week in France wondering where we went so wrong with bread

this is very, VERY funny #iykyk

it's probably time to stop ordering brand new buses with panoramic sunroofs, isn't it

the new vape is called "GCSE Mathematics" and it tastes like kalamata olives

there's hope for us all

give it to Big Lazza til the end of the parliament

Compare my Strawberry, which will be perfectly ripe at around 2am, when a slug will eat it

behold the leafy greens, the only kitchen garden crop that doesn't feel like a complete waste of time

there you have it, pholks

Anyone fancy being featured in the next issue of Gullible Suckers Monthly? I am regrettably not rich enough

daughter has been doing the Ancient Greeks at school. she has not been imagining Sisyphus happy

therefore, I have concluded that you must resign 🤷‍♂️

I'd like to see him call them bastards first though

I have Ted Turner to thank for a baffling conversation I had with a student many years ago about the symbolism of Howard Hawks' choice of colours in The Big Sleep

the more I hear about the Devil Wears Prada sequel...

something I have learned from being a member of a Facebook group called 'Tiny Secret Gardens' is that some people have a really strange idea of what constitutes a tiny garden

quick trip to the garden centre on Summerisle

I just cannot get over the sheer cosmic improbability of this beautiful day coinciding with a day off work

Counterpoint:

trout, salmon, haddock... any fish will do

good to know there are still new baffling error messages to be discovered

Wrong Turner! 🙈

not sure how niche this reference is, but

which is a great way to ensure that the critics can't write anything unkind about your new show

thanks Google, but I was going for "can you just put a rose cutting into compost"

you're saying if interest rates and energy prices suddenly go up these AI bonds are worthless?

I have managed to find it at last. It is this, from 1963 though this copy is a 1976 reprint. The introduction engages fairly thoroughly with the issues of address and sexuality of course. I also realise now that the previous owner did make one other scholarly annotation, to Sonnet 116

this is the ONLY annotation the previous owner made in my second-hand copy of the Sonnets