Nick Ostrem
@nickostrem
My cats are staring at you, you’d better follow me just in case they decide to pounce
Incredible national anthem done by one guy and the most haunting instrument I’ve never hear of
Well there’s only one option to save Maine now, someone who has been outspoken about liberal politics and has meant more to the state than anyone else who should now step up and take on Susan Collins in the way only they can
This makes perfect sense, the Venn diagram of Adult Olivia Rodrigo Fans and Adult Lego Enthusiasts is two concentric circles
Last minute tickets were a great idea, go the Portland Pancakes! #WNBA
I think there is nothing more Olivia Rodrigo-y than reinventing Lilith Fair from first principles and god bless her for it
My apologies for being excessively heterosexual on the first day of pride but Librarian Ariana Grande is incredibly hot and I would like to subscribe to her newsletter
Me: mandatory minimums are bad policy and only serve to strengthen our awful prison system Also me: hell yeah Rob Sand go get ‘em jail every single politician who steals our money and throw away the key
People can’t say “that’s even worse than Bioshock Infinite” if it never comes out
I figured out why hbomberguy hasn’t made a new video lately, he got hired as the coach of the Portland Fire
This is a cat checkpoint. Relinquish your most recent cat picture from your phone.
Reminder: the people who approved this pitch are the ones who have been in charge of Warner Bros. for the last 4 years