Kudos to the folks at Robinhood for doing such a great job appealing to the cryptobros with the flat Earth theme here
Nieltown@nieltown· May 13 When you do the hokey pokey but fail to turn yourself around
Nieltown@nieltown· Apr 23 Instead of leaving the peace talks in limbo, negotiatiors from Iran and the US should do the Limbo at the peace talks
I don’t even have a dragon director…
That’s a meal a minute!!!
The faux balcony at Popeyes isn’t “purely decorative.” It’s an awning for people in the drive thru.
Not to be confused with Steve Dallas
Nieltown@nieltown· May 30 You cook the food and serve it to the staff
Nieltown@nieltown· May 29 Because you post shit like this online
Nieltown@nieltown· May 11 Milk, Froot Loops, and Diet Coke
My band New Planets is playing tonight at Sea Cave in New Orleans:
When the Lewinsky scandal hits this guy is gonna LOSE IT
Nieltown@nieltown· Mar 30 The pipes at the Jimmy John’s on Carrollton are insulated with diapers
Nieltown@nieltown· Mar 29 Spotting is indeed real. It can occur in between periods and may occur every few weeks
Nieltown@nieltown· Mar 27 Go to the bathroom. Use the toilet. Make sure you get all the poop and pee out. When you’re done go right up to the sink and wash your hands. Once they’re nice and clean, dry them off. The energy is incredible
Nieltown@nieltown· Mar 20 Come see my band NEW PLANETS tonight if you’re not busy! Show is at 9!
Nieltown@nieltown· Mar 14 Yo! My band New Planets is playing tonight at Okay Bar in New Orleans. Tunes at 8. Come say hey
Nieltown@nieltown· Mar 11 Happy 311 Day! Celebrate like a chameleon by making out in a dark hallway
Name a more iconic duo. I’ll wait
Nieltown@nieltown· Feb 26 Do people still miss Old Kanye?
Nieltown@nieltown· Feb 19 Instacart: Become Uncrustable™️
Nieltown@nieltown· Jan 30 Gypsies, tramps, and thieves
They’re poopin in a bucket till a bell goes Ding-Dong