I'm clearly out of ideas.

I'm okay with it except the Mimosa situation. That color makes me look like I should be hospitalized with some untreatable ailment.

I had to do a T.rex, too.

RIP Dr. Grant.

I've been doing this while people drone on at me at work in an attempt to stay sane. It's....maybe? working? Oh, if you've got that thing where a bunch of circles creep you out or kill you or whatever it does, don't look at this.

Our kid had the opportunity to get any building set he wanted at the hobby store in the mall and he picked the cafe so that his Lego guys could have a place to chill. I'm not even remotely mad. This is great.

I colored it in.

My inspiration.

This is what happens when I have nothing to do at work except stare at random shit on my desk. Only one of these things actually sits on my desk. The rest is artistic license. 🤣

I got shorted PTO so made HR do an audit. Apparently I worked too much so got the amount of PTO I was allotted for the course of my year. It's a whole thing I'm very suss about. But my favorite part? The signature on the email they sent me. Just top notch attention to detail and professionalism.

Keana, the feral mother that produced Bean and Luci and agrees to use a litter box in exchange for food, warmth, and as little human interaction as possible.

Newp.

Ok, maybe I'm having a moment but I could have sworn someone here said this about Project Hail Mary. It's an IG post of screenshots saying how awesome books and libraries are. Which: yes. However, this sounding so familiar kinda freaked me out. lol

Bean: comfort seeker. Also shown: Bean the gremlin that rolls in the dog drool on the floor after the mastiff gets a drink. Related: We *just* washed that blanket. 😭

In case you're wondering how my chaos gardening is going, I am apparently growing brains with my squash in my planter box.

Asses were washed.

This stuff.

I have nothing to add really but this popped up and I was very amused by it.

Everyone stop! Look! Luci has a footie.

This is embroidered. I want to keep it so bad. I cannot because we need to sell it. BUT LOOK AT IT.

OMG @jrobertdeans.bsky.social it's here!!! Y'all go to grandpunwick.square.site and buy cute things.

McToastie is now in my life and I am having a much better Monday.

Everyone look at our giant dog with our tiny cat!

Bean was watching Bird TV. Fäther came home and scared the birds away. Bean is very displeased with Fäther.

Bean is none of these things. She is Rat Baby. Beanius Maximus Panthera. She will demand everything and give you a single head butt and summersault in return to put herself just out of reach.

Me: Stacks up the pet beds to clean. Cash: Pulls the cat bed off the dog bed then does this:

Warning to All Women: Western men are seeking victims they believe are uninformed instead of becoming better people. There, fixed it for you.

And, of course, the companion piece I have from the same artist.

If you see this, I implore you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using with no explanation.

Here we have a rare picture of Luci, Bean's sister. She's a super fuzzy chinchilla-esque baby full of foot knives.