sometimes the first paragraph of wikipedia really is enough

important update: rose & sunflower are thriving

while the chief puts sunshine on leith etc. 💚🤍

the "ongoing wildfire" overlay on google maps is an unanticipated feature of the present:

I am also very specifically looking for this image, if it is indeed a genuine ad:

trying to figure out just how much money you'd have to pay me to accept this job title

the critique of this stuff really does write itself

reading Le Guin’s ‘The Dispossessed’ and the description of the University is so spot on:

context:

it's absolutely fascinating how switchboard operators more than a hundred years ago would faint from stress because there was too much information to process and now contact centre employees have to deal with software that looks like this:

why is the guy in the AI contact centre demo Temu Ted Lasso?

hope you all also make a friend on the way to picking up coffee today

i am back on my agentic AI research shenanigans and i’m so fascinated by the way Salesforce is trying to pitch itself as being ‘for small businesses’ but can’t help to illustrate this with some… very large businesses

at least they know they’re vultures

setting aside the catering/accommodation/rooms rackets in universities and executive pay, i’m sorry what lol

or of course, the classic:

eg:

lmao took the bait and opened this and you will never believe who the author is

renovation update: i have upgraded the boring white house to a beautiful blue house

you will be shocked, SHOCKED, to learn that the right-wing Bavarian government is also cracking down* on antisemitism in this bill: (*’with the sharp sword of exclusion/exmatriculation’ for some extra flair)

this is almost as bad as the time tesco substituted frozen puff pastry with mini white magnums

get yourself a very sexy ciclista antifascista sticker today: ciclistaciclista.com

new! bike! day! 😍

left my squash alone for eight (8) days and it’s trying to invade the neighbour

it’s giving

oh this letter is excellent (annoying to read on mobile though) www.nature.com/articles/s42...

correction to correction, that voice was someone else and the david bowie in the credits is obviously from the archival footage

i got @molly.wiki and i can live with that

oh no how do i clear the driveway for all of nuneaton to show up

maybe it’s because i said that alternative girls are pretty 😭