Ninji (not just a meme)
@ninji
Wolfdog, sometimes furry, sometimes shiny. Writes code for your favourite MMORPG. Likes cities, transit, gear, reverse-engineering and street photography. Moved from @_Ninji. en_GB/es_ES • 31, he/they θΔ • Glasgow, Scotland • t.me/Ninji (slow replies)
Continuing on the quest of "Ninji tries to figure out how to style his hair while having no clue what he's doing", I'm now trying hairspray because it turns out Boots sells a fragrance-free version It works okay but I suspect I'll have to find something else to use in addition to this
saw this slop poster today where they took a screenshot of their browser for some reason???
i heard tokens were a good investment these days. do these look worthwhile. my 67 openclaw instances are primed and ready with their agentic visa cards
back in 2019 i saw this sign and it continues to live rent-free in my head to this day. what makes this the ideal dish? how did they decide that??
glad to see the Vatican is finally expanding into new markets, i feel like the papal meta was getting stale
Bonus signs: These font choices made me do a double take when I saw them
Today I'd like to share some fantastic sign design I saw in Glasgow's East End (Oh god this is going to be really hard to write alt text for)
adding excitement to my life by going to a Lidl I've never been to before (in Crookston)
this bus's display was alternating between "poll" and "t951114095258" with a bunch of entirely cooked frames shown for a split second in between I have slowed down the video for your enjoyment
this really puts the "Barr" into "The Barras" (sorry to my international friends for the otherwise incomprehensible post)
Here are some random photos I've taken recently (I need to broaden my horizons beyond signs, dogs and birds)
i couldn't pick a caption for this photo so you get several options: • community boar? i hardly knew 'er! • i hate it when my D falls off • community boar? oh yeah, i'm pretty sure they're one of my mutuals on here
for some reason Braehead shopping centre is now branded "Frasers Plus Braehead"???? (if you don't know, Frasers Plus is the buy-now-pay-later scheme belonging to the company that owns a bunch of half-dead retail chains like Sports Direct and GAME)
can't explain why but this logo makes me feel like it's 2003 and i've just bought an off-brand PS/2 ball mouse
finally messing about a bit with Halide (alternative iOS camera app) after having had it installed for ages I'm not sure how I feel about the "film simulation" tbh
weird marketing gimmicks at this new fast food place in St Enoch
today I made the mistake of collecting takeaway while cycling. I forgot they would put the cheese naan into a pizza box and it ended up being an extremely awkward journey home as I held onto the box in one hand (but it all survived!)
earlier this week I saw someone walking three shoobs and one of them was wearing a blue blanket. I couldn't get a photo so instead I've used ✨ state-of-the-art technology ✨ to generate a very accurate recreation of this scene
i'm at TGJones Temporary Sign if anyone needs a £5 bottle of water, an off-brand scientific calculator, a lottery ticket, a colouring book and a deep sense of despair