My dad works at Nintendo and let me play the new 3D Mario being revealed in the September direct. For real guys!

There is more character depth in these 2 seconds than some MCU characters have had in multiple films.

The last time I was a 4 system house

When you’ve only got an hour left to live and you’re with the love of your life but some kid with a frog mask pulls out an Ocarina

Finished ALL of Majora’s Mask before any new Ocarina of Time news. Now, can I finish Oracle of Seasons before any new Ocarina of Time news?

I never noticed the kids on the moon in Majora’s Mask look like the happy mask salesman

I never noticed these Rick and Morty looking blocks before.

On today’s episode of Zelda characters nobody talks about

Year of the Backlog update

Burying the lead, if pre-orders go up August 4, we are probably getting more footage on August 4 or sooner.

Probably so that nobody can sell it.

What are they talking about? YouTube is like 60% men with accounts just like this?

I wonder why this wasn’t announced at the same time as the others.

This is going to be so much better with gyro control

MF on Reddit will be like – I started collecting six months ago how am I doing?

Don’t they do this rumor with every new mainline entry?

I always wondered if these beavers were somehow left over from an unused Ocarina of Time concept because they didn’t make a whole Lotta new character models for this game.

The price tag for the Ocarina of Time remake has allegedly leaked at $59.99 physical copy. A lot of people are saying that this implies it will be less ambitious than we were hoping for. Sounds to me like another case of Nintendo giving us just enough to debate whether or not it was enough.

Majora’s Mask used the lens of truth better.

Does Hyrule have the same constellations as us?

The fact that they only let you have this sword for like 20 minutes is criminal

I want to live here

Goran Link has nipples, Zora Link does not. Twilight Princess Link has nipples, Breath of the Wild Link does not. In this essay I will…

I can’t believe the franchise didn’t hold onto the concept of the bombers notebook. It is the greatest tool for tracking side quests ever.

It really bothers me that 1080 Snowboarding alphabetized to “snowboarding“ instead of “1080”

I remember seeing this pattern in early screenshots and thinking there was going to be a train in this game. Eventually I got my Zelda train though.

Temp this week

Johnny Carson said it.

This Link and this Zelda never meet again as far as we know. We need that third installment!

It would’ve been a really nice touch if Link started this room with all the items he would have had at the end of Ocarina of Time. They could’ve easily taken them away when he falls in the next room.