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In honor of Screaming Mad George's Passing we're proud to announce with paranoiascape coming to the #Nintendoswitch2 this october
Your #SplatoonRaiders adventure begins today, only on Nintendo Switch 2: ninten.do/6018vfjXi The Spirhalite Islands are filled with treasure, and the deeper you go, the more you’ll find. Splat enemies with your custom weapons and gadgets and find out what else lies below...
Herd it’s about time to run with the cows. Join in the cow murder club in #MarioKartWorld.
This country sucks fucking ass, but god dammit that doesn't mean I don't want this country to do better. Exercise your god damn freedoms, and god bless America #Nintendoswitch
Home is where the music is! Listen to tracks from Animal Crossing: New Horizons - Happy Home Paradise, now available on #NintendoMusic: ninten.do/6012vqkqw
Fly across the stars and skies with the #StarFox squad! Star Fox is available now on #NintendoSwitch2. Play now: ninten.do/6014vUK1G
now with that being said.... we're proud to announce we're officially porting GTA IV to the switch 2 Maybe manhunt
"You'd really think we'd let them throw their little fire balls in our Smash reveal?"
Dude, that persona thing the white house posted is crazy. They don't even look like they're from Persona, they look more like they're from Archer. They're not even using persona music, there using TANK! from Cowboy Bebop
I don't care if Crazy Taxi uses AI, we are not hyping up this shit
You hate God of War: Laufey because you hate women I hate God of War: Laufey because of that annoying cube that speaks in MCU dialogue We are not the same
Guys, I accidentally bumped into a coffee table while time traveling and I opened my switch to see this. HELP