when you have to make up an alias on the spot & you blurt out the first two objects you see in your office

happy pride from the only brand ally a bitch can trust: unintentionally supportive mattress cover

this chart was in a dream i had last night & i’ve been thinking about it all day

*second most hilarious

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sometimes controversy is just an opportunity for trash to take itself out

best i can offer is texan jun

thanks for the clarification

devastating in its accuracy & depth of sentiment

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binghe meticulously inserting coins shen yuan gave him for snacks from a vending machine while sy is trying to get a mini Binghe from an arcade claw machine. the snacks get jammed & it’s crowded enough around him that it would be socially inappropriate to fix the problem with incredible violence

we’re having fun

*touches the ground* i can feel it. the seismic shift from the aggressive typing of ten million new svsss conspiracy theories, ten million palaces built upon a foundation of crumbs god is in his novel, all is right with the world

finally a matching bag

underutilized business model

will never forgive cinnamoroll for being a dog & not a rabbit

paranoia agent

when you get all the way home & find out they contaminated your order with the thing you’re allergic to even after you mentioned the allergy

NE ZHA 2!!!!!

bananafishing was one of my finer moments

nezha 2 movie goods

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