Nona Moss

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Nona Moss@nonamoss· 13d

Please forgive me for posting this

Rob Schneider "The Metamorphosis" (American Library Association, 1997)

Rob Schneider in a cockroach costume, sitting in a chair with a copy of "The Metamorphosis" by Franz Kafka.

Nona Moss@nonamoss· 18d

100+ years of genius cinematographers, lighting directors, costumers & makeup artists, molding hand-picked beautiful people into ethereal beings and you want me to pick ONE? Fine...

Barbra Streisand in "On A Clear Day You Can See Forever" 1970

Those cheekbones, those eyes, the tendrils in her Grecian-style hair. Those willowy arms strumming that golden harp. The decolletage. Her beautiful, beautiful hands. Every scene in this film she looked faaaaaantassstick.

A true romance of camera and subject.

Nona Moss@nonamoss· 20d

#ThingThursday A tiny little tile with a hole in the middle. One comes with every box.

A little blue ceramic tile with a raised white flower surrounding the tiny hole in its middle

The tile is an incense holder! Made specially for Morningstar incence sticks. In the photo is the tile with a pink incense stick protruding from the hole. Behind is a pink box of Morningstar incense sticks in Lotus scent.

Nona Moss@nonamoss· 23d

While our pick-me president was trolling around like hungry dumbass, Felipe VI (an actual king) of Spain was hugging everybody from opposition coaches to players and sharing in pure joy. 📷 David Ramos/Getty Images

Spain v Argentina: Final - FIFA World Cup 2026

EAST RUTHERFORD, NEW JERSEY - JULY 19: King Felipe VI of Spain lifts the FIFA World Cup Winner's Trophy while Queen Letizia of Spain, Princess Leonor of Spain and Princess Sofia of Spain and players of Spain watch at the award ceremony following the FIFA World Cup 2026 Final match between Spain and Argentina at New York New Jersey Stadium on July 19, 2026 in East Rutherford, New Jersey. (Photo by David Ramos/Getty Images)

Nona Moss@nonamoss· 25d

Saw the big movie. I liked it.

The "How do ya like them apples?" moment from Good Will Hunting, except, instead of holding up Minnie Driver's phone number, Matt Damon is holding a badly photoshopped golden apple, which started that whole Trojan mess.

Nona Moss@nonamoss· Jul 11

My grandson gettin his bag

a black shorthaired cat long-loafing on top of a cloth shopping bag

Nona Moss@nonamoss· Jul 4

my eyes are mad at me now 🫠

Your JND is 0.0037

Okay this is genuinely impressive. You're well below the standard JND 0f 0.02. The CIE should be sending you a job offer. Or at least a certificate.

Nona Moss@nonamoss· Jul 2

#ThingThursday I made an art 🧫

a small pool of algae-infested water with bits of coating that have peeled off and are now floating at the top.

made by pouring bright green resin mixed with gold mica into one of those dumb deckled coaster molds. on top i drew ragged shapes using a dark blue mettalic paint pen. i glued light blue felt to the back in case i ever decide to use it as a coaster. lol

Nona Moss@nonamoss· Jul 1

sorry, sorry. i'm trying to delete it 🫠

That stupid poster comparing the length of the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool to the heights of famous skyscrapers, but instead of being held up by Donald's tiny hand, it is held up by Molly's hand, showing her Algae manicure which is much prettier than that nasty-ass pool is right now.

Nona Moss@nonamoss· Jun 25

New American metaphor just dropped (Photo by Pete Kiehart for The Washington Post via Getty Images)

A paper napkin from Trump's Freedom 250 rally is floating in the Reflecting Pool at the Lincoln Memorial. The base of the pool is dark blue and there are swirls of green algae surrounding this bit of jingoistic trash.

REFLECTING POOL

WASHINGTON, DC - JUNE 21: A Freedom 250-branded napkin is seen on the bottom of the Reflecting Pool on June 21, 2026 in Washington, DC. Earlier in the day, NPS personnel worked to vacuum algae from the pool. (Photo by Pete Kiehart for The Washington Post via Getty Images)

Nona Moss@nonamoss· Jun 25

Name a film with a title that is a full sentence.

"They Shoot Horses, Don't They?" A black and pale yellow movie poster with the two leads of the film, Jane Fonda and Michael Sarrazin. They are dressed in old-timey track suits and Fonda is holding Sarazzin up.

It's the middle of The Depression and group of desperate people compete in a dance marathon for a $1500 prize.

I never got into The Hunger Games because this movie was hunger enough for me.

Nona Moss@nonamoss· Jun 24

It's got everything but alcohol (yay) and a popping cork (boo)

Welch's Sparkling Rosé. It's not too sweet and pleasantly bubbly. It even has fancy gold foil around the neck.

Nona Moss@nonamoss· Jun 22

A photo from yesterday, June 21st, by Pete Kiehart for The Washington Post via Getty Images

Three protestors at the edge of Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool, with the Washington Monument in the background.

On the left is a person with green hair, green pants, a t-shirt that reads: Antifa Algae and they are holding a sign that says Go Algae

On the right the person has pink hair, a waist-tied sash that looks like the neck of a cartoon frog. On their sign: No Fascist Pedo can stop Mother Nature.

In the Middle is someone in a pink, inflatable frog costume, the word AMPHIFA, written on the belly.

WASHINGTON, DC - JUNE 21: Craig Paulette(l-r), Nadine Seiler, and Karen Irwin hold protest signs and chant slogans at the Reflecting Pool on June 21, 2026 in Washington, DC. Earlier in the day, NPS personnel worked to vacuum algae from the pool. Among the slogans chanted were 'Let's grow algae, let's grow!" (Photo by Pete Kiehart for The Washington Post via Getty Images)

Nona Moss@nonamoss· Jun 21

Fine! I'll do it myself #ReflectingPool #Algae #NailPolish #Manicure

my left hand. the nails are painted in a diagonal of messy dark blue at the top and slimy green at the bottom.

another view of my antifa algae manicure. i kept hoping someone else would recreate the image of a green, algae-filled pool with bits of bumpy dark blue epoxy floating to the top in nail art style, but they didn't. so i did.

Nona Moss@nonamoss· Jun 20

At the Reflecting Pool, and guys, this doesn't look right.

Jimmy Stewart in "Bell, Book and Candle", holding a bowl of nasty-ass green potion with a look of abject terror on his face as Hermione Gringold commands him to DRINK! ALL OF IT!

Nona Moss@nonamoss· Jun 19

ooh! i went with pink and gold today 🩷

a manicure where every nail is painted shimmery pink except for the ring fingers nails, which are painted gold

Nona Moss@nonamoss· Jun 19

is this anything?

Blue Paint Begins To Peel Off Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool

WASHINGTON, DC - JUNE 18: Seen through algae-laden green water, a tear in the recently applied sealant can be seen on the bottom of the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool on June 18, 2026 in Washington, DC. The National Park Service is working to control and remove an algae bloom that has turned the pool green following the Trump Administration's recent $16 million repair, resealing and painting project. (Photo by Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images)

from Wikipedia:

"Immersion (Piss Christ) is a 1987 photograph by the American artist and photographer Andres Serrano. It depicts a small plastic crucifix submerged in a small glass tank of the artist's urine."

Nona Moss@nonamoss· Jun 18

#ThingThursday made some manicure stickers with my cricut

strips of stickers made with a cricut cutting machine. each strip contains 10 half moon-shaped, blue vinyl stickers

the nails of my left hand painted black. the tips of the first, middle and pinkie nails are painted red, ala a french manicure but gothy. the ring finger has a silver tip.

after the base color is dry, i press half-moon stickers near the top of each nail so i can paint another color on the tip cleanly.

Nona Moss@nonamoss· Jun 12

thinking about her

A lady in a nice tunic and snazzy hat sits down before the Kennedy Center as Trumps name is taken down from the building.

Nona Moss@nonamoss· Jun 11

Found it! Taylor's manicure is little white clouds painted on a sky blue base, for Toy Story of course. 💅

Taylor Swift posing with sportscaster Ernie Johnson at the NBA finals game. Her manicure tweaked my crow brain so I had to find out what, exactly, was painted on those nails.

NEW YORK, NY - JUNE 10: Ernie Johnson and Taylor Swift pose for a photo during Game Four of the 2026 NBA Finals on June 10, 2026 at Madison Square Garden in New York, New York. (Photo by Jesse D. Garrabrant/NBAE via Getty Images)

The same photo but big shows that her nails have been painted sky blue and embellished with little white clouds. That is graphics branding from the Toy Story franchise. When it comes to the soft sell, Ms Swift is a top player.

Nona Moss@nonamoss· Jun 3

No click has ever been more satisfying than the Zenith Space Commander

A Zenith Space Commander 600 remote control. It's body is brushed silver with gold/brown plastic edges. The buttons were tall, oval and slim and when you pressed down on one it made a sound like a toy piano made of tin.

Nona Moss@nonamoss· Jun 3

a.i. Mike Wallace

The 60 Minutes set with a b&w promo image of a young Mike Wallace, wearing old style radio headphones and holding a notepad.

Nona Moss@nonamoss· Jun 2

I cant get a glass bead but I'm still pretty happy with I can do.

a magnetic polish manicure in deep blue with cateye streaks at a 45 degree angle

Nona Moss@nonamoss· May 30

My grandson redefines a rugpull.

A black shorthair cat assumes the loaf position on top of red & white striped rug that he has crumpled up all by himself.

Nona Moss@nonamoss· May 27

Make this guy president

A rare albino buffalo nicknamed "Donald Trump" is transferred to the national zoo in Dhaka on May 27, 2026. The 700-kilogram buffalo, which became an online sensation ahead of Eid al-Adha, was spared from sacrifice after Bangladeshi authorities intervened. (Photo by Abdul Goni / AFP via Getty Images)

A buffalo with a buff-colored coat, horns and long blonde hair on top of his head that sweeps to the side.

Nona Moss@nonamoss· May 27

The tagloine from the Talatico campaign tonight:

THE PEOPLE
vs
KEN PAXTON

Nona Moss@nonamoss· May 24

Happy Birthday Bob Dylan

Nona Moss@nonamoss· May 20

Bought some paint pens. 🧿

Manicure on my right hand. The index, middle and pinky nails are painted in light pink with magnetic polish. The ring fingernail is painted with light blue magnetic polish. An evil eye has been drawn onto the lower portion of the blue nail with acrylic paint markers.

Nona Moss@nonamoss· May 17

My contribution to the Bond discourse is that I've never seen a James Bond movie. I never will and you can't make me.

James Coburn as Derek Flint in "Our Man Flint" 1966. This is the best Bond.

Derek Flint, dressed in a Tuxedo, counting coins in his palm, standing before a dingy pay toilet.

Nona Moss@nonamoss· May 16

In #1978, I was a theater nerd. Nevertheless, amongst the Streisands, musical soundtracks and Broadway cast albums, I bought these two LPs and played the shit out of them.