Chronicles of Nothing 🥱🤨🙄
@nonchron
Gen-x eye roller, slacker? ADHD, mustard enthusiast, cusser, cheese admirer, corny joke conjurer, masking raconteur. Unionize! Tax the wealthy! Due process for all! NorCal native, 8th gen Californian. Lived in MN, now in Sacramento w/my NoDak husband.
I try. ☺️ He is currently sleeping on the top of the cat tree. He loves to dangle his foot.
My husband gave me this mug for my birthday a while ago and every time I use it I hear Leeloo’s voice in my head.
Buddy the cat is also known as: Budrick Lord Poopfoot von Huffington of Cornwall and sometimes York Kitty Guy Ya-ya Ding Dong Lovebug
These pictures show more of his personality. He’s a good boy, but there’s never a dull moment when he’s around 😂
😂 Buddy is the cat with the white paws & belly. He’s a tuxedo tabby. I think he was playing with Daisy, the other kitty in the photo.
There is an insane number of people running for governor in CA. What the hell?
If you have a cat who likes to put their arms in things, I recommend this box with holes. You can out toys or treats inside and kitty will dig them out.
No one under the age of 18 should be allowed to compete in the Olympics.
Will definitely be watching this Christmas classic tonight.
The No.1 highest grossing movie worldwide when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go. “He's been chased, thrown through a window, and arrested. Eddie Murphy is a Detroit cop on vacation in Beverly Hills.”
What’s wild is there was an earthquake in the same area almost a year ago.
Honestly hope this label is on my account because fuck you. 🤣🤨🤬 Probably will be now! 😂
The “good old days” were hella boring and not great for many people.
Because I’m silly, I really wish the Hamburg FC had a Mayor McCheese-like mascot.
I can only imagine what @juliethecranky.bsky.social thinks of this hat by Prada being sold at Saks. It showed up on my FB feed for some reason and I thought it was a joke.
They have a vending machine at MSP! I thought it was pretty cool.
You can’t hear it, but this sweet baby is purring. #InternationalCatDay #CatDay
Daisy kitty is sleeping on a stool next to me and as soon as I said her name, she started purring in her sleep.
If you see this guy appear on your screen, mute it! That damn GEICO squealing pig commercial is on. It’s all over the March Madness.
Gotta love it that everyone wants to read Careless People and Zuckerberg is failing to keep it away from us.