Sarah Armento
@nosarahonlyzuul
journalist/writer/horror enthusiast. guitar player. robot from 1984. portland. Short story “A Special Report” up now at Andromeda Magazine:
I always imagined I’d get into witchcraft or something in my 40s but no, it’s paint-by-numbers.
Blasting this motherfucker on Sunday night and making all the neighbors extremely uncomfortable
Love getting to an appointment early only for said appointment to start 10+ minutes late. I could have slept in.
I recently discovered good nachos and margaritas are a less-than-10-minute walk from my house. This could prove dangerous.
It’s been almost 20 years so I think I’m due for a re-read. RIP Koji Suzuki
The censored version of the “Closer” music video (with the “scene missing” title cards) is more provocative than the uncensored version.
I read this when I was 14 and remember it as basically the NC-17 version of Shirley Jackson’s “The Haunting.” I’m re-reading it now - curious how it will hold up.
My counselor’s office is above a funky little shop in SW Portland. I saw this picture in the window as I was leaving and bought it on impulse, which isn’t something I do very often. I put him in a fancy frame and now I’m trying to decide where to display him.
Just saw some YouTuber say Knives Out reminded him of Ready Or Not
“It’s the Easter Beagle Charlie Brown” is the best Charlie Brown holiday special for two reasons: 1. Sick ‘70s funk rock soundtrack by Vince Guaraldi 2. Woodstock’s swingin bachelor pad
I told a bunch of people I’d be done with draft 2 this weekend because I thought their expectations would help motivate me to finish it.
My living room smells like a massive fish die-off but rave reviews all around from these two
Holy shit this smelled awful. Opening the wrapper was like being punched in the face. Cats loved it tho.