Here, boy! Who’s the bestest boy? 🐶

The offer still stands 🎀

Bored. I wonder what’s the worst thing I could do?

Crashing out.

Remember to moisturize and hydrate before corrupting Kings of Men, babes!

Damn, I made it too big 😒

When your intrusive thoughts win

Wearing a ring, but ain’t gon’ be no Mr. Bought matching diamonds for nine of my bitches

This time, I crowned myself. Not making THAT mistake again…

You dare!!! I am not poor, would someone poor have this?

She said it, not me 😇

Why are we on a building, Precious?

The S in my name stands for Silly lil babygirl 🎀

He wishes to speak

I can’t wait to lose focus and start a new workplace relationship again. The twink/bear combo ever Dark Lord needs.

I might just start a boy band. Auditions coming this autumn.

Your emotional support Dark Lord is back

Girl who is okay

When it’s an economic crisis.

Oh no, they got me again!

Excuse me! He’s just not here at this moment. Why’d you have to call him the d-word like that? ☹️

My good loyal friend Jo K Rowling.

Look… eye tried my best.

It’s me, your Byronic Daddy *cough* I mean Darcy.

I made a guest appearance at the Olympics

Ho-ho-hoe, come get your rings!

This rivalry is heated.

Oh boy, am I in trouble? (please say yes)

Me when