*nodding* yea it do

Recap of the U.S. team’s World Cup run

It was this moment that forged Brunson’s iron will to defeat and destroy any and all French basketball players

“Cars can’t wear lingerie” oh yes they can

*curb your enthusiasm music start to play*

That’s none of your business

@sorrowscopes.bsky.social

*Wrapping my hands in tape* if I must

This summer… Jason Statham is… The Telecommunications Line Installler

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood...

@bencollins.bsky.social

my little brother deciding to play my SimCity game when I wasn't home

I was skeptical but this was actually kind of fun

…sure

When the waiter is coming with your pizza

Some things never change

When you make a good pun

I just fired my PR team

*shouting after I step on a lego*

Your car is teetering on the edge of a cliff and this cat jumps on your hood. Wyd