3/3 LITERALLY PROOF THAT THE STEAMPUNK HQ PORTAL WORKS

#PlunderCats 2/3

OMC. @film-authority.bsky.social himself, a.k.a. critta is judging the parsol twirling at #SteamPunk #Ōamaru 🧵1/3

I've got 1-8-7 on the mothaf*ckin' clock

As you wish, Miss Velma

You're most welcome, Miss Daphne,

I couldn't resist.

Crux from outside the entrance to my house in Ōamaru

27 minutes prior to the timestamp of this posting

The chaos that is my house, 2/2

The chaos that is my house 1/2

The cat and my Instagram (the cat is only here) posted the thread of videos for my back garden. I will point out however, that the choice of music was VERY deliberate: The National anthem of Aotearoa New Zealand. As evidenced in a chat with an American friend (redacted)

First load: good enough for tonight Music: Billy Joel Moving out m.youtube.com/watch?v=cJtL...

Fuck you Donald J Trump. Fuck your whole god-damned family. In the arse with a bargepole. With salt and denatured alcohol for lube.

Miss Morgan Victoria is a lovely sweet kitteh. She brings me joy every day and I love her to bits. Black cats are awesome!

Oh. I'm just around the corner! Be right there with some fresh nip!

Message Central for Ōamaru

"Message Central" How I keep track of the rando that I gotta adult. Here's the one I've been using at Seacliff for the last year-ish

2/2

Contraband Catnip. Much Too Strong for Export™ Instructions in alt text 1/2

15 seconds of #CoastalOtago zen #Seacliff #Kirimoko #Aotearoa

(but it's incredibly stunning)

I asked, but I was ignored

Bandwidth is crap out in the boonies

At least it's a nice view

It took a month, but the badges for the 1990 Ford Laser ("Chastity") finally arrived

2/2 Pics

20 seconds of Coastal Otago zen 1/2

The spelling sure stopped me…

I need Jimmy Carr to teach me his ways