Sandro Ole Ole Ole. #NUFC

Dan Burn. #NUFC

Ok last one (for now) #NUFC

#NUFC

“Bergvall? Ova heeeere”

#NUFC

#nufc

"Romano discovered transfers, is what he did! He is a brave Italian influencer! And in this house Fabrizio Romano is a hero. End of story!"

Pre-pub cans & Falklands highlights.

Surely not 😂 Clutching at wires aren’t they?

#nufc

Drinking a beer and pondering the futile nature of top flight football fandom outside of the big six.

This tournament. Seriously.

The lad that none of us had heard of before this morning, but we are excited about anyway has landed.

Some people are saying that the next Clarence Seedorf is on this very plane. #nufc

Best catchphrase of all time for a nonce, surely.

Watching Australia made me curious to find out how Garang Kuol is getting on. Ouch…

Hahahaha no fucking way 😂😂😂 I swear to god on everything that this just happened.

If one of these doesn’t have Martin Experience in I’m gonna go fucking mental.

I love Gary Lineker’s weird Netflix World Cup / Saturday kitchen show and it’s performatively displayed Pizza that nobody is actually eating.

STOP BEING SO AMICABLE AND WELL ADJUSTED WHEN I’M TRYING TO BE A TWAT, MORTEN!

As you can clearly see, he’s gutted and is having a horrible time.

Signing for Spurs based on a supposed relationship with a manager is a bold strategy when there is every chance the 90’s boyband looking bastard won’t be there by January. Let’s call it what it is. It’s an excellent relationship with Money and London.

Anyone looking for a refreshing summer drink at home, get on these posh estrella shandies Absolutely fucking outstanding.

Think I may be sick.

For some reason Amber Keegan-Stobbs, ex NUFC Women captain follows me, and approves of my noodles.