misu picks you up she places you down she picks you up she places you down she picks you up you place her dow- wait, what?

misu's bakery and spa is also full of traps, yes, but they only activate if you're one of those "hero" types trying to "stop her villainous plot" or if you're into that kinda thing and actively seeking them out most dragonkind tech has some sort of telepathic interface

I think misu should partake in a bit of twinning and both of them should smooch either side of my head and slide their tongues in my ears and take turns schlorping at my brain until there's nothing else in there and my eyes move with their tongues 😖 maybe,

brain think everyone hate me, even friends me think brain dum dum

I aspire to be a wise hermit and/or cryptid

I'm going to inflict 20d20 psychic damage on americans, specifically

I keep meaning to weight paint the sharktoy model but it feels too much like work ;;

the vibe wand is mightier than the pen

did you know a dragon's belly is one of the safest parts of them :)c

spiral knights gremlins are just inherently smoochable

can't say I'm all too thrilled about losing 1,000+ tabs, but my browser sure does run faster now

tf hoop that starts working as soon as it passes over where your new body begins you think nothing of it a dozen metres ahead of you until you feel yourself split between your old body and that of a rubber noodle dragon

mmmm misu does like a tender thigh... :)c

it's good that I'm actively getting emails back from this employer, right 👀

I think I need a living plushie to pick me up and throw me like a lawn dart into the loving, open arms (and zipper) of another, larger plushie

I can kind of taste vague memory of sweetness now when I have hot honey on things?? yay

"you're invited to <event>" me: neat "save $100 with this code" me: so I'm actually not invited to the event, then

I'm going to use antiquated or alternate terms like holograph, fursonae, and contraterrene, and there's nothing anyone can do about it

sometimes I think about the lady with a lot of ferrets who lived close to one of my friends. we only ever met once, and I think she moved away a while back I hope she's having a good day, and her dookuses too

misu setting down a rather large cake in front of you, even by her standards she interlocks her forepaws and rests her head atop them, gazing down on you as her tail delicately slides a spoon across the table and into your hand

living plushsuit so worried about you all the time that another, larger plushsuit zips them up too

not prompted by anything in particular, just a passing thought: we should stop harassing people for doing "ineffective" resistance or protest sure, float ideas for something more productive, but what if they can't do those things?

not all too convinced startpage actually values my privacy when it flashes a captcha screen with a URL that includes information on my ISP, among other things, every search

plushie domme conditioning you to hump anything soft placed in front of you whilst you sleep

god I hope I get the last job I applied for, I'm gonna get so unhinged commissioning artists again after so long 😭 maybe I'll finally get misu's ref!! then we'll have decision paralysis all over again over which Predicament to put her in

definitely some flavour of squeaky ΘΔ, I don't know how to articulate just how deep the longing is to have useless rubber paws... I'll have most of the money for them in a bit over a week, so close 🥺 I don't mind waiting another month to actually get there, at least the temperature should drop

drones with names, but in the endearing way we name industrial machinery, scientific probes, or road gritters

if you can't handle asworstos, you don't deserve asbestos

the sims 3 provides a realistic simulation of being burgled. a cop showed up, shrugged his shoulders, and said the burglar got away as he watched the burglar walk out of the front door every fucking time

misu has both the strength and control to stuff a you-sized, egg-shaped rock up her rear and just keep it there it weighs more than her!