I already commissioned you to draw one of my scalies, so here's another.

This is the greatest official episode synopsis of all time. Moral Orel is really such a fantastic show.

Yeah because that went so well in 1982.

Cindy Hyde-Smith did shockingly bad in 2018. I still think she's favored to win, but the NRSC needing to help her is going to cause a lot of problems elsewhere at the very least.

Does anybody want to ask the guy who is in McHale and Toomey's old seat (PA-15) if he wants to vote to impeach Vance to keep the trend up just for the hell of it? Or does Glenn Thompson just want to be remembered for being a regular MAGA asshole?

No Jon, I am not donating to you because HOLY FUCKING SHIT

Trump learning that a Democrat is a rapist.

You were literally celebrating Lindsey Graham's death a few days ago.

As much as I despise Bill Clinton, he is absolutely right here.

No lol, I forgot that this dipshit was here.

Abbot leading in nearly every poll up to election day then blowing it by being over confident is something that feels entirely possible even though Blexas Will Never Happen. Pic unrelated.

I’m posting this before July 11th.

Jax, look, I know we don't get along, and that's because you're an asshole. Fuck you.

My most doomer take (which is about something that never even happened) is that Biden was going to drive the senate to this. Larry Hogan lost by over six points but Biden could have caused a total floor collapse.

America will never elect a black man, and he's definitely never make Indania a swing state out of basically nowhere.

Of course, when it comes to the senate election in 2030 everyone needs to hold their nose and help him sandblast McCormick. But that's still a few election cycles away.

Cat's out of the bag, I'm too lazy to add alt text but THIS has been making me go crazy for two weeks because it's so obvious, and people somehow are missing it.

The thing about Kamala Harris 2024 is that whole while we can debate if she could have won if Biden had declined to seek reelection, Biden's unpopularity been her biggest obstacle no matter what. Vance has that problem except way worse and he's also super uncharismatic, so this shit could happen.

If all four of the independents trying to run in place of senate Democrats this yeah managed to win, this would be a really funny incoherent centrist caucus.

????? It's right here. Luigi loves Elon Musk, Peter Thiel and RFK, he's just as much of worthless scum as any ICE agent or any redneck who voted for Trump three times and still supports him.

Poor rural white people overwhelmingly voted for Trump! But you think that a fascist RFK supporter is your ally, so you're honestly just as dumb as any MAGA fuckhead.

I still think about how Kristi Noem almost lost to a Democrat in 2018.

Newest oc reference, you've drawn my sona a few times already so here's something different.

I've seen this one before, it's a classic!

Counter point: we have a better person who we can use here.

The Susan Collins version of this is going to be really funny. Although tbh I think she would have tried to run for senate again in 2032 no matter who the Dem to finally beat her this year was, she's all that the Maine GOP really has outside of ME-02.

Wait, I've seen this one before sort of! The main difference is that there's no real way to tell who is going to be the Hillary Clinton this time, mostly because a. it's not as clear as some people think if Kamala Harris is gonna run and b. if she does run she's a total wild card.

Reminder (mostly because it's funny) that the Democrat who ran for senate in South Carolina in 2008 was such a crypto Republican that Clyburn opted to endorse Lindsey Graham. Which lead to Graham's best general election result for his senate seat being in *2008*.

I will never pass up an opportunity to use this.

These are always great, I only quot buying so many so I could start cooking lower carb food more when my doctor recommended that.