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Null Verba

@nulliusnverba

Only my late mother called me Nullius.

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Null Verba@nulliusnverba· 28d

My late mom's late husband used to tell her he just wanted to come back as one of her dogs. The 11th hour of the day she moved out of their place in the country into something smaller ... _of course_ one last stray dog wandered in. Covered in ticks. His ticks had ticks. She took him with her.

Joe the Final Stray Dog says: It's true. Some of us are lucky we're so cute.

Null Verba@nulliusnverba· 29d

"Media furniture will crash crash. DVD collections will tumble tumble."

Small DVD collection in disarray after a furniture disaster. Alphabetical order in ruins ... on the verge of reconstruction.

Null Verba@nulliusnverba· 29d

The promotional poster for The Blair Witch Project has been modified.

Ya There, Mitch? Project

Poster features the red signature and partially obscured head of the ethically cadaverous Senator from Georgia.

Null Verba@nulliusnverba· Jul 12

♫ He really might've liked a little bit of tenderness Maybe a wand, a smile An hour of happiness But next? NEXT? ♫

A naive child (R-SC) is inconsolable upon learning that his party has nominated a pedophile rapist crime lord as president of the United States. For the second time.

Frame One: "If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed. And we will deserve it."

Frame Two: "We just nominated him again."

Frame Three: "I know. I know."

Null Verba@nulliusnverba· Jul 8

I was in the Senate Chamber for 20 minutes. And Mitch McConnell was there. And Mitch McConnell waved at me.

Image of the Pale Man from Pan's Labyrinth with aftermarket spectacles as the evil Mitch McConnell strides across a picture of the United States Senate chamber c.1873.

Null Verba@nulliusnverba· Jul 7

Alternate timeline from four or five months ago.

A frazzled Riker exclaims: "Choosin' Texas is everywhere!"

A Klingon whistles in the background.

Null Verba@nulliusnverba· Jul 7

In a three-panel, vertical triptych shellacked in a gruesome, garish green hue ...

Buddy Holly Glasses are bombarded with obscene levels of radiation to create whatever the @#$% Mark Zuckerberg is wearing on his face.

Null Verba@nulliusnverba· Jul 7

Top Shelf Saxophone Carnage.

Galaxie 500's Blue Thunder EP.

Saxophone courtesy of Mr. Ralph Carney.

Null Verba@nulliusnverba· Jul 7

Il avait un cul tiède?

Marcel Duchamp photograph with aftermarket cutout Mona Lisa handlebar mustache added.

Null Verba@nulliusnverba· Jul 6

What appears to be a tweet by the failed 45th and 47th President of the United States of America consists of nothing but echoes of Theodore Isidore Gottlieb's eccentric performance as Gollum in 1977's Rankin-Bass animated adaptation of The Hobbit:

"My ... precious.

It .... IS ... MY ..... PRECIOUS!

Hello, my precious?
Bless us and sssplash us!
Foooood for my preciousss?"

It is handily identified as an inauthentic Official Executive Branch communique by way of its focus, clarity, and concision. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Null Verba@nulliusnverba· Jul 6

Image of Voyager 1 disc with caption quoting the lyrics to Chuck Berry's "Johnny B. Goode."

...

Maybe someday your name will be in lights

saying "Johnny B. Goode Tonight?"

Null Verba@nulliusnverba· Jul 6

And please remember ... Touch nothing on the table or be devoured.

Image of the Pale Man from Pan's Labyrinth as the evil Mitch McConnell (R-KY).

Fox News Alert crawl reads: "Exclusive Interview With Mitch McConnell" and teases "Supreme Court Bans Muslims."

...

Eat nothing from the table. Nothing.

Null Verba@nulliusnverba· Jul 6

Image of the failed 45th and 47th President of the United States of America with duly-adjudicated AMERICAN RAPIST caption rendered in an appropriatly patriotic American flag-styled font.

American in blue.
Rapist in red.

Null Verba@nulliusnverba· Jul 6

Say cheese!

Pecker, David.
Reno, Janet.
Romano, Ray.

Null Verba@nulliusnverba· Jul 6

An impossibly cute dog is ready for her close-up.

Ears cocked.
Paws crossed.
Mid-gnaw.

Null Verba@nulliusnverba· Jul 4

Promotional bumper sticker for Captain Beeheart's 1967 Safe As Milk LP.

Null Verba@nulliusnverba· Jul 4

"There is nothing more Republican ...

... than pulling the ladder up after yourself. "

Image shows ladder up out of darkness to blue sky above.

Null Verba@nulliusnverba· Jul 4

King Vultan is impressed.

Image shows Brian Blessed from 1980's Flash Gordon film.

Null Verba@nulliusnverba· Jul 4

TINY TIM PLANNING TO WED TEENAGER

Trenton, N.J. (AP) - Tiny Tim, the entertainer with the shoulder length hair, the falsetto voice and the ukulele, is planning to marry a 17-year-old New Jersey girl.

He made the announcement after an appearance Wednesday at the New Jersey State Fair. His fiance, Vicki Budinger, who graduated from high school this year, said, "We have been engaged for some time."

The couple met in Philadelphia in June when Miss Budinger obtained his autograph on his book "Beautiful Thoughts."

On a television talk show in July, Tim said he had been so moved by meeting someone he called "Miss Vicki" that he shed a tear and put it in an envelope he carries in his ukulele.

Tiny Tim, whose real name is Hubert Kauhry, is the son of a Lebanese father and a Jewish mother and was raised in New York. He is believed to be in his 40's.

Originally a tenor, he got his start in show business about two decades ago and says he "went from dive to dive and from bar to bar all over New York and New Jersey."

He switched to falsetto and the theme song "Tiptoe Through the Tulips" in 1953 and finally made it big in 1968 when he became a favorite guest artist on a number of television shows.

Null Verba@nulliusnverba· Jul 3

From wikipedia:

James Abram Garfield (November 19, 1831 – September 19, 1881) was the 20th president of the United States, serving from March 1881 until his death in September that year after being shot in July.

From memory:

Garfield the Cat was notoriously fond of lasagna.

Null Verba@nulliusnverba· Jul 2

A gangster hung from a hook says "probably" instead of "once. "

Null Verba@nulliusnverba· Jun 30

Atari 2600 dragons queue up.

Yellow. Green. Red.

Null Verba@nulliusnverba· Jun 30

The Secret Life of Candy Hearts made my morning.

Two candy hearts with arms 'n legs sit in a church pew holding hands.

One has "JESUS CHRIST IS OUR LORD AND SAVIOR" printed across it in large capital letters.

The other reads: "WILLING TO PRETEND."

Corner credit reads:

@Tommy Siegel

Null Verba@nulliusnverba· Jun 29

The Brass Mines of the King James Version dropped in to say hello.

Roy Batty image (with eyeball props) cites the King James translation of Deuteronomy 8:9 ... which assures us that the man-made alloy brass can be mined.

Null Verba@nulliusnverba· Jun 27

Frame 1: Igor (pronounced 'EYE-gore') utters the name that frightens the horses: Taylor Greene!

Frame 2: Horses, startled.

Frame 3: Marty Feldman.

...

Young Frankenstein is the gift that keeps on giving. All apologies to Cloris Leachman.

Null Verba@nulliusnverba· Jun 27

"Not too many people in this wasteland are aware that 'dumb' has a 'B' in it?"

Insurrectionist No.1 and his red-lidded underlings just want you to give them everything and walk away. Just walk away ... and he'll spare your lives. Just ... walk away.

(Hands enlarged to show detail)

Null Verba@nulliusnverba· Jun 26

But ... not Blade Runner? So those flashback scenes of Rowlf as Gaff will have to remain unfilmed. For now.

A puppet dog delivers a line from a motion picture.

...

Image Rowlf as Gaff delivering the "It's too bad she won't live. But then again,who does?" line from Blade Runner.

Null Verba@nulliusnverba· Jun 25

The finest sandwiches in Philadelphia are served on bread from Sarcone's. This is a black and white image of their sign. An awning is also partially visible.

Null Verba@nulliusnverba· Jun 24

The Reflecting Swamp is in a tradition of half-assed "fixes."

Three half-assed "solutions" on display:

1.) Plywood automobile passenger door.
2.) Drooping sink propped up with paperbacks.
3.) Insurrectionist No.1's comb-over.

Null Verba@nulliusnverba· Jun 24

The Great Gazoo points to the fat end.