Dagult Neverember

@nwswag

Lord Protector of Neverwinter - The Jewel of the North! Way better than that Waterdeep place. I post about ttrpg/video games, Faerûn happenings, and other interests. (Parody account)

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Dagult Neverember @nwswag· 10d

Tale as old as time...

Dagult Neverember @nwswag· 21d

Slain

Dagult Neverember @nwswag· 23d

Eh.. given the way they act, they may as well be pets. Hope your big sad packs up and leaves soon.

A fawn lies in the grass near a brick staircase.

Dagult Neverember @nwswag· Jul 8

I talked to my good friend Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes today, but unfortunately for him, I only asked him 2 questions...

Chris Pine in a still from Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves, where his character, Edgin Darvis, questions a long-dead Uthgart tribesman.

Dagult Neverember @nwswag· Jul 7

Cast yourself as a villain

Dagult Neverember, the image slanted to the left for dramatic effect.

He crumples a piece of paper in his right hand and glares over his right shoulder at another person in the background.

Dagult Neverember @nwswag· Jun 29

Steven Universe looks at his cell phone in the top frame, his brows knitted and slight bags under his eyes, giving him a tired appearance. His mouth is a slightly down turned line.

In the bottom frame, he looks directly at Jordan Shivley (or the viewer, if you prefer), his expression otherwise unchanged, as if to say "what the hell, man?"

Dagult Neverember @nwswag· Jun 29

Please bring me a towel, Mr...

A literal tangerine Speedo, as foretold in the prophecy of the new millennium.

Dagult Neverember @nwswag· Jun 28

Hello, Seattle.

The Space Needle in Seattle, flying the pride flag and framed by two buildings in the foreground.

White clouds float through a blue sky in the background.

Dagult Neverember @nwswag· Jun 28

I mean... Seriously.

Dagult Neverember @nwswag· Jun 28

Living in the Sound would fix me.

The Puget Sound, from the south west coast of Whidbey island. The water is calm as the sun sets out of frame. A cloud bank rolls over the south end of the Olympic mountain range on the other side of the sea.

Dagult Neverember @nwswag· Jun 23

Where's the crime?

Dagult Neverember @nwswag· Jun 22

🤷‍♂️

A screenshot of a public listing of Gabe Newell's yacht fleet...for no reason.

Dagult Neverember @nwswag· Jun 22

About to become a complete menace with this Father's Day gift:

Dagult Neverember @nwswag· Jun 12

Huzzah! Here's (not really that big of) a secret for you, because especially starting out, you WILL burn stuff to the pans - which is 100% okay, because it's part of the learning process - get a can of this magical substance:

A slender hand grasps a can of Barkeeper's Friend on a white marble countertop. A striped white and gray towel rests to the right and wood cabinet doors are slightly blurred in the background.

Dagult Neverember @nwswag· Jun 3

Julia Louise Dryfus from Veep looking unnerved to her right. The picture is captioned: "(laughing nervously) What the fuck?"

Dagult Neverember @nwswag· May 21

I just went outside and one had dropped IN MY YARD! Little more than Shogun-sized. This was as close as I wanted to get.

Dagult Neverember @nwswag· May 13

Proud to represent my union! 💪 Thanks, @printinkling.bsky.social !!

An order confirmation for a guillotine builder's union t-shirt from Printinkling.

Dagult Neverember @nwswag· May 5

FRIENDS. My spouse left me a gift in the book I've been reading, not saying a word of it as I went this last weekend and this morning without reading it, but knowing I'd find it eventually. I've no idea what I did to deserve this woman in my life, but I am ever grateful.❤️‍🔥

Brandon Sanderson's _The Well Of Ascension_, open to the beginning of chapter 20, rests on a wood nightstand. On the page lies a brass bookmark, approximately 3 and a half inches in length, shaped like a dragon or serpent undulating along a twisted wire pattern. Beads are affixed to the dragon's tongue or fire by a small jump ring, the middle of which is a tiny red skull.

Dagult Neverember @nwswag· Apr 26

How dare?

Dagult Neverember @nwswag· Apr 18

Dagult Neverember @nwswag· Mar 29

The dismayed face of the Square Hole Girl from the YouTube video where someone breaks her by putting all the different shaped pieces through the round hole.

Dagult Neverember @nwswag· Mar 17

PUEBLO I AM IN YOU

Dagult Neverember @nwswag· Mar 8

I would, actually...

Dagult Neverember @nwswag· Mar 7

GOBLIN! CHEF! WIZARD!

Dagult Neverember @nwswag· Feb 27

Gavin Rosdale is a piece of shit, but I maintain that Alien off Bush's Sixteen Stone remains the quintessential unappreciated make out song of the era.

Dagult Neverember @nwswag· Feb 10

That snap

Dagult Neverember @nwswag· Feb 10

Not like you all need the reminder, but...

A Google search result, saying basically what we already know; ketamine makes you forget words entirely when talking or writing, and Elon has done a fuck ton of ketamine and is regularly leaving words out of his writing.

Not a coincidence.

Dagult Neverember @nwswag· Feb 1

For reasons...

The Buzz and Woody meme, but Buzz is saying "Corpse-Sniffing Dogs. Corpse -Sniffing Dogs on Every Golf Course."

Dagult Neverember @nwswag· Jan 21

Leaving this passage from Ed Greenwood's The Herald right here for no special reason.