Octopus/Caveman
@octopuscaveman
Painter
Here’s a fun thing you can do if you own a DVD copy of Election. This is why physical media is so important.
Posted this on Facebook in 2018. It was posted on Twitter years before that. Now this shirt company is going viral on every platform and basically selling my joke. So tired of everyone making money off my jokes but me.
Installed a new toilet at work and everyone is mad at me for sending this in the group chat
Got blackout drunk and this morning i saw a 20 minute outgoing phone call to my ex on my phone.
I haven’t painted in a while but I was looking through some old paintings and here are a few I love.
This is the perfect size for a screwdriver. A lot of people will say you need a bigger one but this one will get the job done.
IMDB Parent’s Guide entries all read like short poems. Here are my favorites for The Odyssey
I’d never seen an Olsen twins movie and they’re darker than I thought. In this one, two sleep-deprived detectives are sent to Alaska to investigate a murder. Tormented by the midnight sun and guilt over accidentally killing their partner, they have a slumber party and order pizza
The pizza was amazing. The place is so fun. I bought a $50 shirt.
Hey remember the girl from twitter who said she wanted to have sex with a horse and then apologized and then deleted her apology and blamed “the left?” Well she’s on Facebook now and she’s gotten worse.
First of all, Vini Lopez didn’t say this. Second, he has a giant penis
“The Kool Aid man is sort of like the radical left. He wants to smash the walls. He wants to smash our beautiful walls but we won’t let him. I would drink him if he was real. He’s not real but if he was I would drink him right up.”
“And what about the Snorks? They’re sort of an underwater Smurf. Can you drink a snork? If you slurp on that straw would you drink his brains? I wouldn’t drink it. I know a lot of people that might drink it but I wouldn’t drink it. I’ll tell you what I might drink, the Kool Aid man.”