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@offcnterarttog
artist. weirdo. 🍃🌈. 35. not context, just vibes. yapping into the void. Lumberzacks stan account. she/her. 🖕🏻 AI.
I’m so sorry to this person, you can favorites me because you want to read what is there, but this will never update. There will never even be a note saying the works are abandoned. I don’t know the password to that site and those fics are 🤷🏻♀️😂 Those Klaine fics are what they are 😂
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS????? HOW IS A BUNCH OF ZEROS CALLING ME?????
Sitting on my husband’s side of the desk to work from home today because he’s in office and my half of the desk is taken up by the pop up green house tent that currently holds his 3D printer.
I wasn’t even the first person to bring it up!!! 😂😂😂 I love these women so much. The Pisces girlies are where it is at.
Can I accept gifts like this from someone who voted for Trump???? She should have AT LEAST been lightly shocked or SOMETHING to touch this. Cause ma’am…. You voted against us? 😂
YOU’RE GONNA DO THIS RIHH CH T AS I HIT NEXT CHAPTER?!?!?!?! BITCH WHY
Maybe it’s just because everything is a cluster fuck but I just feel like this is doing TOO MUCH??? There are other things to say???? 2017 was in a horror but not this horror I guess.
Also, I have a mom who has an English degree so I needed to confirm 😂😂😂
The drive home from work today was filled with idiots and it’s been a long week so I just. Had to text my husband to warn/prepare him for my imminent arrival and that meant he could handle the yelling I did for 5 minutes immediately after walking through the door 😂
This tweet just popped up in my memories and now that I’m older if this isn’t just a great example of White People Doing White People Bullshit I don’t know what is 😂😂😂
Ooooh my cat (Littlecat) is laying on my lap and it’s like a nice heat pad on my hips that I didn’t realize how much I needed it but I also realize it’s because dance class yesterday 😂 but she is so soft 😻
I know my dad meant torque wrench but this is very funny to me 😂😂😂😂
I’m far enough along in the growing out process that my hair is noticeably two different colors now, but it’s at the perfect level that when my hair is up in a messy bun, it’s right at the line between the two. My 22yo nephew asked me if I dyed my hair to look like what my natural hair actually is
THIS HUSBAND AND WIFE PAIRING STRESSES ME OUT. I WILL NOT GO ANYWHERE IF YOU TWO DON’T GET IT THE FUCK TOGETHER
Sometimes you’ll be googling terms when you’re trying to connections and you see an urban dictionary definition that is just *clutches pearls*
Sometimes the TL lines up just right to have my gut reaction is all caps right under the skeet.
This pic is from when I was 18 😂😂😂 a little more deliberate for the bit but this is how I dressed LOL 😂😂😂😂
It’s usually not so bad when I do it daily but after being gone a week?? And playing catch up??? And our scanner sucks??? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
But actually considering using chopsticks to get the ones at the bottom of the 2lb bag… but maybe I’d prefer to use chopsticks when it’s a more full bag? Also I’m not getting up right now 😂
Do not cite the Deep Magic to me, Witch. I was there when it was written…. Like… I will hate on the stupid fedora look as much as I want!!!! I lived it!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂
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