Mr. E

@officelinebacker

Accountant brain in a bouncer body. Dog lover, Eagles fan, wanna be amateur photographer, social cactus. Behold! My stuff: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaahopyp25dhw

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Mr. E@officelinebacker· 17d

Vacation cloud porn

Scattered clouds over the Atlantic Ocean

Long view of the beach with a low cloud covering it

Mr. E@officelinebacker· 17d

Portrait of Lily by the Beach

Lily the Sheltie sits in the beach as the tide rolls in behind her

Mr. E@officelinebacker· 17d

Beach pic

White puffy clouds hang over the Jersey shore. A beach chair and corn hole board sit in the foreground.

Mr. E@officelinebacker· 20d

Vacation sunset day 2

Mr. E@officelinebacker· 21d

First night of vacation

Mr. E@officelinebacker· 22d

WWG obviously has never heard people in my area pronounce “water”

Words with Friends not allowing the word “wooder”, which is how people in my county pronounce “water”

Mr. E@officelinebacker· 25d

Tornado warning

Gray storm clouds hang low over the treetops

Storm clouds loom menacingly on the horizon

Mr. E@officelinebacker· 29d

July 18th. Lowes.

A very large pumpkin head scarecrow stands in Lowes among some Jack-o-lanterns and a mummy in July. Halloween be coming.

Mr. E@officelinebacker· Jul 16

Two bees, or not two bees? That is the question. Spoiler: It’s three bees

Two honey and one bumble bee entertain a sunflower that randomly appeared in my front yard. Fallen birdseed probably

Mr. E@officelinebacker· Jun 28

The bees do like the lavender

Two lavender stalks with a bumblebee on the left one

Two bumblebees buzz around some lavender

Mr. E@officelinebacker· Jun 27

Fuck this. I’m moving to Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

A screenshot of the weather in my location next week with highs of 97, 101, 100, 98, 97, and 90

Mr. E@officelinebacker· Jun 24

When the skyline aligns, bones break. Apparently @juiceticles.bsky.social @twosense.bsky.social

Juiceticles: Tried to slide into her DMs and broke my clavicle
TwoSense: slid into his DMs and broke a hip

Mr. E@officelinebacker· Jun 18

Lest you think I was making this up (and apologies for wrecking another pair of your panties @grrreee.bsky.social )

A very loud small Subaru with an enormous tail fin and a license plate that reads “LOL BYE” in a frame that proclaims “SEND NUDES”.

I’ll never be as cool as this guy

Mr. E@officelinebacker· Jun 18

The moon and Venus look lovely this evening

The crescent moon and Venus hang in the night sky over a tree.

Mr. E@officelinebacker· Jun 17

Hard to get bees in focus

Two bumblebees buzzing around some lavender

Mr. E@officelinebacker· Jun 14

Early morning flowers

A stalk of lavender peeks through the orange flowers of a milkweed

Mr. E@officelinebacker· Jun 13

Just some bees going about their morning bzzniss

A bumblebee on some lavender with yellow flowers in the background

Mr. E@officelinebacker· Jun 12

🎶I’M A BITCH, I’M A TEASE I’M A GODDESS ON MY KNEES WHEN YOU HURT WHEN YOU SUFFER I’M YOUR ANGEL UNDERCOVER 🎶

Julie Andrew’s singing and strumming the guitar to a group of children in a scene from The Sound of Music

Mr. E@officelinebacker· Jun 6

That’s just cuz I never posted mine

Mr. E@officelinebacker· May 29

My Lily loves the hose

A young Lily the Sheltie jumps up and appears to be fiercely attacking the hose water.

Mr. E@officelinebacker· May 28

Not the best location, but a mama bunny has three (?) youngin’s under this ball of fur in my yard.

A shallow hole filled with rabbit fur covers three (I think) new-born rabbits.

Mr. E@officelinebacker· May 10

Isn’t it too early for these guys? Found a couple of them in the yard.

Mr. E@officelinebacker· Apr 9

Took some pics today. And you all must suffer because of it.

An egret stands in a pond with his/her reflection on the water. It is framed by two pussywillows

A proud Bald Eagle stands on an island in a river. It, too, is disgusted with the state of the US government (might be a bit of projection on my part there)

A brown seed pod hands upside down with a blurred background

A white dandelion waits for the wind to blow it.

Mr. E@officelinebacker· Apr 3

It’s been a long week, so I don’t blame Lily for hitting the sauce a little early

Lily the Sheltie looking like she’s been hitting the bottle since her eyes are droopy

Mr. E@officelinebacker· Mar 12

It’s snowing. Was 80 degrees yesterday. And I wonder why I have sinus issues.

A pine tree being snowed on today after it was basking in the 80 degree sun yesterday

Mr. E@officelinebacker· Mar 11

Elle McPherson. As stunning today as when she rocked my world appearing in the SI swimsuit issue.

Mr. E@officelinebacker· Mar 10

Here you go dear

Koda the Eskie sleeping in the couch on his back with his hind legs spread, living his best life

Lily the Sheltie laying on the rug in front of her couch.

Mr. E@officelinebacker· Mar 8

you, in another decade

Polaroid of me in approximately 1974 squatting on a blanket in a yellow t-shirt and wearing sunglasses. The only time in my life I was ever cool.

Mr. E@officelinebacker· Mar 8

My whole life has been defined by how tall I am. 6’2” at 13, ended up at 6’5”. Not so tall now that kids are so much bigger, but in the early 80’s, I stood out. My co-workers once made me this card once they realized my stories of being tall were all true.

A business card my old coworkers made for me. It says “Yes, I am tall. You are very observant for noticing. 6ft 5 in (yes, really)
No, I don’t play basketball. The weather up here is perfect. I’m so glad we had this conversation “. I had no idea that they were doing this. Was a good laugh.

Mr. E@officelinebacker· Feb 17