Elton John Wick

Austin Powdered Donuts

I often add some extra cumin to my ramen just because I love cumin, but I added some hot paprika as well to my tonkotsu ramen today and uhh.... Yeah. I'll be doing that again.

@realfollowers.bsky.social Ok, hit me

Emeralds. Green is my favorite color, and they feel like they're underappreciated (if such a thing exists in the gemstone world). I would love to own even a small gem-quality emerald at some point to admire in my own hand.

Of course the thunderiest thunderstorms would show up during Critical Nap Mode Critical Nap Mode was interrupted by a power flash that briefly turned my CPAP off Restarting Critical Nap Mode in protest until my alarm goes off

Broke: quitting energy drinks Woke: screaming "EX-CELSIUS(tm)" as you rawdog caffeine withdrawal

I wish journalists would stop posting articles with quotes from CEOs in the headline. CEOs are not sources of claims based in reality.

ASSDAQ 500

Ooh yay, five adjustment sheets in two shifts!

I would do some true goblin mode crap for some black cherry ice cream right now, but I really need to go to bed. If I leave the house it'll be noon before I actually fall asleep...

QTP with a great animated villain For a Nickelodeon show, Dark Danny was a really threatening villain in this special. Also his voice acting was on point.

Goon-tang Clan

If I didn't know any better I would have assumed Skubal was the name of a new sports betting app...

I need work to be at least a little less fuck-ass slow so the back half of this shift can go faster...

Make a board game dirty Garglers of Catan

This kind of system has to be uniquely inhumane and appalling in order to drive men to these kind of actions. Over 70 fires, over a dozen cases of self-immolation, and two deaths since 2023 just at this facility.

1 like = 1 mundane fact about me

"Lost track of time" finding several new (to me) horror and thriller comics on Webtoon. Whoops lol

Ukraine making some damn smoothies outta Wildberries

Tussock moth has evolved into tussock goth!

This is the epitome of "Damn I'm impressed, but now I have to massively up my standards for hosting. Fuuuuuuuck."

Broke: tasteful nudes Woke: DSLRing deez nutz

Well, the one time we manage to be kinda proactive it made the QC lab look a bit alarmist. Oh well, I'm not paid to care if I look alarmist at times. I'm paid to solve potential issues when I find them.

Utopia of Oblivion would make a kickass name for a doom metal band

Project 2025 was a roadmap to entrench a reactionary insurgency within the federal government, and privatize what they could. What they got was a bunch of societal arsonists instead, which really made it harder to entrench the changes they've made so far because it drew too much attention.

Cyborg from Teen Titans Booyah

Downplay a book or movie: 99 Dalmations

You all lied! The muffin top Does NOT taste like muffin.

Downplay a book or movie: 19,999 Leagues Under the Sea