Oh FFS Gary (@ohffsgary) · DIRTY

Oh FFS Gary

@ohffsgary

Full time stay at home hermit. Australian. Mobility impaired. I suffer from depression, anxiety, panic disorder, sarcasm and arthritis. Companion to a cat named Puppy. I'm the same age as old people. Ian.

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Oh FFS Gary@ohffsgary· 26d

Cool looking dude in wire framed glasses.

Oh FFS Gary@ohffsgary· Jun 29

5 years already. Don't forget to...

A reminder list to "mail your shit" for the free bowel screening service.

Oh FFS Gary@ohffsgary· Jun 23

Visiting the reflecting pool.

Elderly woman in a floral dress stands knee-deep in water, feeding three large crocodiles in a garden pond.

Caption - "Granny had two passions in life. LSD and ducks"

Oh FFS Gary@ohffsgary· Jun 23

Me visiting the reflecting pool.

Evergreen ship "Ever Given" stuck in the Suez canal.

Oh FFS Gary@ohffsgary· Jun 22

Post a Peanuts strip

A black and white 4 panel Peanuts strip featuring Snoopy on top of his kennel. He is writing on a type writer.

Panel 1, "Though her husband often went on business trips, she hated to be left alone."

Panel 2, "I've solved our problem", he said. "I've bought you a St. Bernard. It's name is Great Reluctance."

Panel 3, "Now when I go away, you shall know that I am leaving you with Great Reluctance"

Panel 4, "She hit him with a waffle iron."

Oh FFS Gary@ohffsgary· Jun 20

I have a collection of dropped cat whiskers from all of my cats. Just a silly memory.

A collection of dropped cat whiskers from previous and current cats.

Oh FFS Gary@ohffsgary· Jun 19

I should have said that it's night and cold.

Weather app showing 9.3 C and feels like 4.4 C

Oh FFS Gary@ohffsgary· Jun 13

How's your weekend going?

View from bed in er

Oh FFS Gary@ohffsgary· Jun 12

When your new mobility aid attacks straight out of the packet.

Blood blister on finger

Oh FFS Gary@ohffsgary· May 30

Sushi in the shape of a shoe.

Comment below picture says "Babe are you ok? You haven't touched your shoeshi

Oh FFS Gary@ohffsgary· May 22

Photo of a man dressed in armour from the middle ages. He is sitting on a cast iron fence while holding a long sword and his head bowed. Behind him is blue ocean all the way to the horizon.

Text above the photo says. "When she tells you she's not into middle-aged guys."

Oh FFS Gary@ohffsgary· May 21

Mr Ed painting a picture.

Oh FFS Gary@ohffsgary· May 16

An Goose

Well done Angus meme.

Oh FFS Gary@ohffsgary· May 14

Strange man in a possum suit

Oh FFS Gary@ohffsgary· May 14

Picture showing an old man washing his hands in a public bathroom. He has toilet paper tucked into the waistband of his khaki shorts leading across the room all the way back to the cubicle.

The text above the picture says "When you bite a mozzarella stick and the cheese just keeps stretching."

Oh FFS Gary@ohffsgary· May 10

Agnus has been preparing for this moment for a while.

Angus Taylor, shovel in hand, digging a hole.

Angus Taylor, shovel in hand, digging a hole.

Angus Taylor, shovel in hand, digging a hole.

Angus Taylor, shovel in hand, digging a hole.

Oh FFS Gary@ohffsgary· May 7

The goggles do nothing

Oh FFS Gary@ohffsgary· May 7

Simpsons scene - Only fallout boy can save me now.

Oh FFS Gary@ohffsgary· May 6

I can't un-see it.

Anthony Albanese doing his Mr Mackey impersonation.

South Park's Mr Mackey doing his Anthony Albanese impersonation.

Oh FFS Gary@ohffsgary· May 5

Carpenter.

Oh FFS Gary@ohffsgary· Apr 30

Man on a bus with a shopping bag

Oh FFS Gary@ohffsgary· Apr 30

Lowest prices are just the beginning...

Succulent plants displayed on a metal rack inside a store, with an orange price tag showing $23.19.

Oh FFS Gary@ohffsgary· Apr 28

Without downloading anything new, where are you mentally

Cartoon from wikiHow titled "How To Be Happy," showing a person with a thought bubble of a crossed-out lightbulb, with step 1: "Stop having thoughts."

Oh FFS Gary@ohffsgary· Apr 25

Oh FFS Gary@ohffsgary· Apr 24

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS BLATTER

Former FIFA President Sep Blatter calls for world cup boycott.

Oh FFS Gary@ohffsgary· Apr 20

Oh FFS Gary@ohffsgary· Apr 17

Oh FFS Gary@ohffsgary· Apr 12

Go read a book or something.

Oh FFS Gary@ohffsgary· Apr 10

Simpsons meme with "say the line, Penny"

Oh FFS Gary@ohffsgary· Apr 5

Illustration of a large rabbit covering a child's mouth with text "Sorry kid, I'm the ether Bunny".