g&t bigger than my face and stuffed w so much stuff I am struggling to drink out of it

Ty Chris

It’s so funny how pigeons slap the shit out of each other with their wings

I waited till they opened for a bacon egg and cheese but idk how I’m gonna eat around the bacon enjoyer

Ugly crying

go do it

I won a saetia test press at the endless fest benefit for abc no rio and im freaking out

took a half day for this brutal heat wave

ooooo v nice widow’s bay

Sure is

should I build an open source version of this bc it’s definitely just using birdnet.cornell.edu

Round one uzumaki cards

I won

whose dev rel man is this bsky.app/profile/janu...

I hate this to go box

Yesssss

I loveeeeee carpenter brut!!!!!!

getting a superiority complex over my free VIP

I’m calling HR

No, going to the may 14th one

met a bodega cat named William who kept on trying to run outside to fight every dog that passed

I took a half day 😎

Like I’m sorry you want me to trust this website? 😭

turtles being silly little guys in prospect park today

I finally got to see a woodcock in Bryant Park 😭 two!

of course shitty tattoo artists are going to use ai for “custom art” lmao

And I got to see the trumpeter swan and mute swan that have been hanging out at the north 5th pier in Williamsburg

Insomnia was so bad I just ended up getting out of bed at 5am and booked a facial and am treating myself to a fancy breakfast bc I deserve it

Stop stealing my valor