Batman Returns for the Mega Drive doesn’t get enough credit. It was so slick and moody, the developers used the hardware incredibly well. Just look at this screenshot! It was gorgeous! This is the statue fight I talked about in my book. My book about being trans, and also occasionally Batman.

Haha. That’s true! I still have my old metal minis from when I was a kid. The quality of my painting from back then is… yeah.

I’m almost finished with my newest model, Captain Fist-Bump. It was a pain to get the pose right while building him but I think it was worth it. Don’t leave him hanging 🤜

I’ve been wanting to buy Mittens some new toys, as he seems to have gotten bored of his collection. My results have been a bit hit and miss so far though. Lend me a hand? What’s the best cat toy you’ve ever seen or bought?

I laugh every time I remember that my phone automatically splits photos of me into two different people. I could correct it and merge them into one “person” but it’s funnier this way. I always forget what I labelled the second album so that always gets an extra laugh out of me too.

Mittens, are you sure that’s a comfortable place and position to sleep in? You have a cushioned bed like 3 feet away from you. Why have you chosen to cuddle up against wood? Also, what’s going on with that leg braced against a metal pole? Mittens, I love you but I will never understand you.

Damn, Mittens liked my joke so much he was rolling around on the floor.

My new Mafex Spider-Man figure has such a shiny arse.

I do that all the time too 😆 We had a guy sorting out the garden and running his cables through the house. Every noise made me react like Mittens does whenever he hears the door.

I’d be delighted to! 💖 My favourite part of the delivery was new PreCure fairy plushies! Including Mepple and Mipple who I’ve wanted plushies of for so many years and now I have them! Yay~! I also got Milk who is my favourite fairy ever, who I already had but I wanted a second one for cuddling ☺️

Haha it’s so good 😁💜 That episode is also why if I ever have to wake up my partner I’ll do it with “Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey!”

Ah good afternoon, Mittens. The catnip is kicking in I see.

Master of Tights. The story of an Ultramarine who settles down to sell hosiery. Bolters still feature, but it’s just slang for bolts of silk.

Thought I was eating a cute chocolate bunny, but now I look down and apparently I’m eating a saggy arse.

As always I should probably do a final little clean up of my newest models but… I am lazy ✨ So I’m calling them done! I now have a squad of Custodes~! The start of a new money sink- I mean, start of a new army to collect ☺️

Oh sorry, Mittens. Didn’t realise you were in here.

I watched The Shadow's Edge (捕风追影) last night and it was so incredibly badass I might just watch it again tonight. Jackie Chan is still the master. It’s been way too long since I’ve watched a Kung Fu movie. This might just kickstart me into going back to watch all my old favourites.

Let’s goooo~!

Mittens? You good?

Okay nobody move! This symmetry is very satisfying ☺️ Though I could make it even more satisfying I suppose. I’d just need to go find 1629 people to follow. It would turn my feed into unreadable chaos, but on the other hand it would be great symmetry and make my brain feel nice.

I got to unleash my Angron onto the battlefield for the first time yesterday 👹 It was super fun! I normally only play 1K point games where he’s a bit too beefy to bring with me. But yesterday I tried 2K so it was the perfect opportunity to let him out to play ✨

Pictured: Me, watching two beautiful women on Naked Attraction flirt together, while I sit in the dark eating cheese and merging into the sofa.

Fluffy belly vs. big booty.

I tried to use a Superman figure for the age verification face scan, but it said it couldn’t determine his age. Meanwhile, it didn’t think Sailor Moon was a real person at all, which is quite insulting. Same for Freddie Mercury! Which I contest because look at him, this is an excellent likeness!

I decided to make a new Instagram account just for my Warhammer shenanigans 💜 Here it is if you want to follow ☺️ www.instagram.com/ohmiagod40k

Look, I know I already own too much dice… But these are some pretty funky looking dice. The Red Corsair ones especially. They look like little meat cubes. Sprinkle some salt on them, dip them in BBQ sauce… Mmmm. Yes please. And the Aeldari dice? You can see through them! Exceptionally cool.

I’ve been working on painting Skarbrand lately, one of my favourite Warhammer characters ☺️ I’ve always had my eye on him. But he’s always felt a bit too expensive… And then my parents kindly got me him as a Xmas present 💖💜 Really enjoying painting him so far! I love a big angry boy.

I was thinking about Imperial Fists, as you do, and I realised I’ve never painted one. So I went and painted one 💛 What’s that in his other hand, you ask? Umm… a tooth trophy, or a detonator maybe? Certainly not the hilt of a second sword that I snapped and then promptly lost 👀

Fear her.

Face it tiger, you just hit the jackpot… of soul eating demons who will devour your existence in the name of the dark lord Mephisto! All hail Mephisto! The Lord of Evil! Destroyer of previously long established marriages!