Pretty Bird

@ohmygodyael

actually really polite, for a parrot.

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Pretty Bird@ohmygodyael· Apr 26

gotta blast rope on the open prairie, where a man can breathe the air

A screenshot from duckduckgo. I have typed “Red Dead Online can’t” and DDG’s first suggestion is “red dead online can’t shoot rope in trees”.

Pretty Bird@ohmygodyael· Mar 27

**loud-ass squawking, bird noises** my faves are scraggy and… bird.

Pretty Bird@ohmygodyael· Mar 7

ah i love this so much. people are so funny. i love humans.

A screenshot from your ai slop bores me.

I asked “At what age do hippos normally learn to read? Do you think Moo Deng can read yet?”

The “ai” responded: “It really depends on the hippo. Large hippos learn to read very soon, up to seven months! Moo deng doesn’t need to read though. It has merch and fame.”

Pretty Bird@ohmygodyael· Mar 4

a dril tweet from May 9, 2014. “drunk driving may kill a lot of people, but it also helps a lot of people get to work on time, so, it;s impossible to say if its bad or not,”

Pretty Bird@ohmygodyael· Feb 26

well i never…!

A screenshot from Animal Crossing New Horizons in which Agnes (a black-and-white pig villager) has given me a utility pole as a gift. Her speech bubble says “I know YOU know where a utility pole oughta go, snuffle.”

Pretty Bird@ohmygodyael· Feb 15

People’s Fried Republic of Pretty Bird

The top of a cardboard Chinese takeout container, with “PFR” written on top in permanent marker to indicate that it contains pork fried rice.

Pretty Bird@ohmygodyael· Jan 12

a big problem with the internet is that you can’t kick stuff. if a bot showed up at the hardware store asking me if i wanted it to do my critical thinking for me i would be able to drop kick it into the garden center and watch it shatter into teeny little pieces against a stack of paving stones

A screenshot from a website. I am looking at reviews for an indoor grow light, and there is a little pop-up that says “A lot to digest? Read an AI generated summary of recent customer reviews by topic.”

Pretty Bird@ohmygodyael· Dec 20

Pretty Bird@ohmygodyael· Nov 13

every doctor every single time they meet someone who has needle phobia

The inhaling seagull meme.

First panel: seagull just sitting there. Text says “oh you’re scared of needles”

Second panel: the seagull’s beak is slightly open. Text says “Don’t worry lots of people are scared of needles”

Third panel: The seagull’s head is back, clearly winding up for an absolutely weapons-grade squawk. Text says “in medical school I met a big tatted up biker dude”

Fourth panel: Deep-fried image of the seagull in full squawk mode with red laser eyes. Text says “AND HE WAS TERRIFIED OF NEEDLES, CITING THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A TATTOO NEEDLE AND THE HYPODERMIC NEEDLES USED FOR MEDICAL INJECTIONS OR VENIPUNCTURE”

Pretty Bird@ohmygodyael· Nov 11

i think we’ve got a leucistic house finch! @bird-nerdco.bsky.social ??

A little white and gray bird on a green bird feeder.

Pretty Bird@ohmygodyael· Oct 13

SOGGY HOUSE FINCH ALERT 🚨 little soggy man. 🚨 little soggy man in hims puffy little coat. 🚨 send help. not equipped to deal with this level of cuteness.

A male house finch sits on the windowsill of a slightly-ajar window on a rainy day. His feathers are kinda puffed out because it’s chilly outside.

Pretty Bird@ohmygodyael· Oct 5

i hurried through the last few chapters of A Wizard of Earthsea because i was so hyped about Strange Houses and now i wish I’d just stayed in Iffish with Vetch and Ged

A meme about the books I’ve been reading. On the left it says “A Wizard of Earthsea” and there’s a picture of Gordon Ramsay hugging a little girl and saying “Oh dear, oh dear. Gorgeous.” On the right it says “Strange Houses” and there’s a picture of Gordon Ramsay yelling “You fucking donkey!”

Pretty Bird@ohmygodyael· Sep 22

I mean look at this guy

Screenshot (POV: underwater) of a huge brown bear standing on their back legs in a river, with their head also dipped into the water trying to find salmon. When standing on their back legs, their appearance is reminiscent of a person clumsily paddling around in the water.

Pretty Bird@ohmygodyael· Jun 27

i made some snacks everybirdy come get some

A white paper towel with several little ping-pong-sized balls made of blended oat flour, walnuts, dates, and peanut butter arranged on it

Pretty Bird@ohmygodyael· May 15

look at the size of this fucking mushroom

it’s a huge mushroom on a tree stump. the top is cream colored speckled with darker brown spots and it’s concave. it’s, like, almost as big as a dinner plate.

Pretty Bird@ohmygodyael· Apr 11

presenting (mostly) without comment for anyone else who’s casually interested in how different industries are trying to dance around admitting that the tariffs are maybe not ideal.

A marketing email from Tandy Leather. The subject line is “A look at US Hides” and the body of the email claims the leather made from US hides have “more consistent shape, size, and overall appearance with limited imperfections.” There’s a picture of some assorted leather hides behind the text.

Pretty Bird@ohmygodyael· Mar 3

only just started reading it in the last few days, but i already recommend “The Origin Of Capitalism” for anyone who knows in their heart that “iT’S jUst HuMAn NatUrE” is a bullshit explanation for capitalism but would also like to know, in their mind, exactly what makes it bullshit.

A picture of the cover of a paperback edition of “The Origin of Capitalism” by Ellen Meiksins Wood

Pretty Bird@ohmygodyael· Feb 14

@nachobra.bsky.social bela fujoshi lmao

a sepia picture of bela lugosi as dracula edited so his cheeks have little anime blushes on them

Pretty Bird@ohmygodyael· Jan 31

the only really good things about winter are (1) not having to mow and (2) it’s easy to wake up before dawn so i can listen to lofi and watch the galaxy projector stars go by

A white ceiling speckled with bright blue “stars” from a galaxy projector.

Pretty Bird@ohmygodyael· Jan 27

explanation of the Trans Shield Act here

Pretty Bird@ohmygodyael· Jan 21

it’s REALLY cold, so all the little birds are stuffing their beaks with lots and lots of sunflower seeds

A tall bird feeder hanging from the deck railing on a gray day. Everything’s covered in snow. There are a lot of birds. Cardinals, house finches, dark-eyed juncos, and Carolina wrens. One of them might be a European starling.

Pretty Bird@ohmygodyael· Jan 15

I CANNOT live laugh love in these conditions

a picture of a digital hygrometer on the shelf of a black metal plant stand, surrounded by some house plant leaves. the humidity reading is 25%

Pretty Bird@ohmygodyael· Jan 11

i don’t have a good caption i just think this meme is useful to describe a lot of things that are happening rn and things that will be happening in the next several years

This is a four-panel line drawing comic.

First panel: A man who… Ok, so the top of his head is just a big distended nutsack. Like his brain and the top of his skull are a ballsack. There’s a huge engorged penis coming off his forehead. His eyes are covered by the dick and balls. He is smiling.

Second panel: The man has bent the penis so that most of it is in his mouth. He’s sucking on it and there’s some drool coming out the corner of his mouth.

Third panel: The balls are deflated and the penis (still in his mouth) looks a bit flaccid.

Fourth panel: The balls are tiny and the penis is small and shriveled. You can see his eyes now. He’s drooling a lot. The shriveled dong is dripping some drool. His face bears an expression of thorough self-satisfaction and post-bj-bliss. I am obligated to also inform you that he has several fewer teeth as compared to the first panel.

Pretty Bird@ohmygodyael· Dec 13

A meme where a guy is agonizing over which one of two buttons to press. The first is labeled “one troll and his followers whose ENTIRE PURPOSE for being online is to make life worse for trans people” and the other is labeled “thousands of trans people who post cool and funny and smart and nice stuff and don’t harass anyone”. In the bottom panel, the dude is saying “But it wouldn’t be fair to ban the troll!”

Pretty Bird@ohmygodyael· Dec 10

future falafel! feels like it should be greener but it’s my first try.

A glass bowl full of falafel mixture. Chickpeas, fresh herbs, spices, garlic, and onion all blended together. Looks a little like greenish wet sand.

Pretty Bird@ohmygodyael· Nov 17

woop, there it is! probably safe to just block him.

Screenshot of a skeet.
Marco @mrmarcoco.bsky.social

I’m not saying this is what I want. I just think the left need to wake up to this very real possibility and so do all they can to fix the problems. Said problems being the majority feel left behind by our (the left) obsession with including the minority.

November 16, 2024 at 8:21 AM

Pretty Bird@ohmygodyael· Nov 13

the wheatgrass is beginning to look grassy

an eye-level side view of a tray of wheatgrass sprouts. They’re pale green and about an inch tall.

Pretty Bird@ohmygodyael· Nov 12

i can’t believe i used to think gardening was over by early august and there was no reason to bother planting anything tasty after that

A pile of arugula leaves and a few small red radishes with greens attached

Pretty Bird@ohmygodyael· Nov 9

oh hey my wheatgrass seeds are sprouting. somehow with all the other shit that’s going on, i kinda just assumed they wouldn’t

A close-up picture of some wet wheatgrass seeds stuck to the glass on the inside of a jar. If you look closely, you can see little white roots beginning to emerge from several of them.

Pretty Bird@ohmygodyael· Nov 5