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@ohtoriak10
He/him/his. Doctor, but not the useful kind. If you’re not sure if you know me irl, you probably don’t! Vicariously NSFW here.
How are you all getting up to shenanigans in airplane lavatories? If I were an inch taller I couldn’t even stand up straight. I’m sure there are less sexy places on Earth, but I’d be hard pressed to think of them right off.
I’m not sure I like the implications of “sloppy,” though in 2026 it’s because it seems like I’m going to become indistinguishable from an AI.
40, featuring the alien abduction lighting mode from our Thanksgiving Airbnb.
HEB. We need to talk about your suppliers. Or you just need to call him 🤔
Well, not that wrong. White guy quiz thing: uquiz.com/quiz/64v0cF/...
idk about “objectively best performance” or whatever, but Iggy Pop was born to play a Vorta. (Honorable mention is actually also Iggy Pop as Michelle Trachtenberg’s dad in The Adventures of Pete and Pete; that show had some weird and wild cameos.)
There’s only one thing “mitochondrial challenges” can refer to. Clearly Kennedy is aware of the need to protect our children’s precious farandolae against the Echthroi.
Hot fresh sourdough bagels! (There were 12. One had to be sacrificed. With cream cheese.) From my usual recipe bible: www.kingarthurbaking.com/recipes/sour...
If anything, this loaf has too much ear. (Related, sometimes I *do* sing too beautifully.)
I lied. Today it’s 90 F, 63% RH, and I’m as wet as if I’d just gotten out of the shower. Fehhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Hotel bathroom lighting does indeed hit. When in history did all the chains switch to ring-style lights? Is this a chicken and egg phenomenon in sync with the rise of thirst traps?
Gin, lemon, and smoked honey. Tastes exactly like it looks. Summer isn’t *so* bad (he said, one week before the start of hurricane season).
It was 88F on this run yesterday evening. I hope I didn’t blind anyone with the glare, but I needed to feel the a/c.
Morning walk is lovely today, but there’s something ominous about how bright the sun is right now, and I think the forecast for the rest of this week makes it clear why. Goodbye, spring 😫
It’s possible this adds up to a 5K PR from tonight? Unclear. So very thirsty.
85 F and humid. This is the last week of the year I’m running outside. 🥵
Age yourself with a toy from your childhood. I never had this, but not for lack of wanting it. My coming out should not have been a surprise.
I wish you could make the units read “6,020,000,000,000 nanometers” instead. It’d feel like a more impressive accomplishment.