Looking right in the face of the explosive diarrhea gods

Accidentally ate my protein bar into Minnesota

The object of her affection and constant annoyance is currently asleep in my legs

Played too hard and now passed out snoring like a trucker with all four paws up

Feeling grateful for the people I have in my life which includes all y'all.

Much to think about

What's wrong babe you haven't even worn your clip clops

Me visiting Kansas City

Blessed

I am never going to financially recover from this.

At least I have the Vikings to look forward to

It’s my fault. I could’ve kept the beard but I went mustache and I think I ruined it.

The Italians would like a word (not at this world cup, tho)

Fighting off the Sunday Scaries by driving around with my little dog listening to “can’t fight the moonlight“

Who tf did this

When the trazadone hits

The gym may be closed, but the dumbbell aisle at the store is open.

Happy independence day from this animal who's never been governed by anyone or anything

IS THIS REAL LIFE

Watching spot kicks with my Uber driver on his iPad. Not sure it's the safest but I'm trusting he knows what he's doing.

I am an inclusive, empathetic person. [Sees United plane at Hartsfield-Jackson] YOU BETTER GET YOUR ASS OUTTA HERE

Karmic rebalance for a total lack of personal space in the last few days

Still amazed every time I'm at mom's that these are the same homeless pups we found in the street in Hattiesburg, MS