Mascarpwn. 🇵🇷
@oldnewdad
@mrjoncryer.bsky.social It’s pretty crazy to me, that any time I see a variation of this phrase, I always think of Morgan Stewart's Coming Home. This was my fortune today.
youtu.be/GTJ3LIA5LmA?... #MrShow That monkey asked too many questions.
[OC]”And pink flamingos decorate my yard Yeah! Pink flamingos decorate my yard!” #ElectricSix #PinkFlamingos #Photography #NotAI
Caught the boring half of #TheSuperBowl. The #BadBunnyHalftimeShow was excellent. Had THIS Super Bowl for dinner.
Ate some shit last night. Is America’s Funniest Home Videos still a thing? Can we get Bob Saget on the line? He’s what?? What happened? He fell and bumped his head??? Are. You. Fucking. Serious? @bencollins.bsky.social
The reality of that statement is fucking bullshit. This is a real message I sent to one of my college friends. I’m 46 and a first time dad of an almost 3 year old, that’s the size of a 4 year old and has the mouth of 5 year old longshorewoman.
My first one came out great. The second one was shit. Definitely gonna have to use my smaller metal bowl instead. This was the first one. I cut it so it would fit over the cherry pie.