No one asked, no one cares, but I am in fact still writing a screenplay. Which is WAY better than the alternative, I have to say. Make art, not fascism.

Here is her tardigrade form, where you can see her grey on grey tabby stripes!

Paging @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social Come to a white courtesy telephone, please.

I think the Apple algo is just fucking with me. These titles are amazing.

Now, this song is extremely campy, and I know why the "all-knowing algorithm" threw it in the playlist. But I have to say: this album title is fucking amazeballs.

Like, can I get around the adult content badge by putting a teeny tiny black redaction across the wee weenus?

Just a banger all around.

Whoever was the photo editor for this @salon.com article deserves an award. But lemme tell you: MITCH DID GIVE A SHIT ABOUT PRECEDENCE, and the DEMS SHOULDN'T EITHER, FFS

Punch that smugness right off his face.

I mean, it's true.

I even made a handy-dandy chart.

My photo library is a repository of Bitch. Note that MITCH and DERIPASKA went into a really shady deal to build an aluminum plant in KY.

Made this one too. [This quote is McConnell referring to Rep. Steve King]

I made this in 2017. No hagiography for this fucking monster.

Happy America Day.

This made me laugh out loud. Way to read the room, AI bot. Way to read the room. Also: DIE.

Well, anyway. Back to writing a screenplay for some reason.

I made perfume for a minute. I've completed one and written most of three different books. I learned book layout and design. I made this freakin' map, which started as a crazy project when I was too traumatized to do anything but watch #OFMD

The collective grew so fast that I made at least five different online storefronts in five years. (I think it was more). I did the design; I made ads. I had to learn horrible things like SEO, and "algorithms."

Well, anyway. I designed this patch based on this very icon in 2020. (unfinished because it was too depressing) Except my eagle has moobs and drinks Brawndo.

🎂YOU GUYS! 🎉 @elbowroom1970.bsky.social, home of the @shaggin-wagon.bsky.social is TURNING 1 YEARS OLD. And my high school crony, punk rock beast fiend @tobycocktail.bsky.social is SIGNING BOOKS. There will be beverages. There will be stories. It'll be a hoot.

That's a LEGO arch.

Pride month means a lot to me for so many reasons, but one of the largest, most influential thinkers of my life is this man. He informs me every day.

Porch pirate stole a package that came from Japan, and I'm sure they'll be very happy with a Daihatsu HiJet steering wheel adapter for a tiny fire truck. #Kei

This is poetry. "Threat level: Muggy with a chance of mosquitoes." #UFC #entomology www.axios.com/local/washin...

This morning I received this letter: "Dear Voter, Your May 19, 2026 Primary Election ballot was accepted and counted. We were able to find enough matching characteristics to accept your signature. 𝙃𝙤𝙬𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧, 𝙞𝙩 𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙨𝙞𝙜𝙣𝙖𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙚 𝙝𝙖𝙨 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙙 𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙘𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙩 𝙧𝙚𝙜𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙫𝙤𝙩𝙚."

"In reality, it was consuming the highest ranks of the administration." You don't say.

Meanwhile, in real sports' fans world:

This is like a "Who's Who of the Modern Fascist." From NYT #Knicks