onlycans
@onlycans
goose was not valued, eggs do not lay eggs
some huge personal trouser news: bought some non skinny jeans for the first time in 15 years.
people should encounter the odyssey how it was meant to be encountered: being serialised on 80s British children's tv and narrated by Tony Robinson
yeah less bothered now as he appears to suffer from larger maladies: massive dickhead syndrome and massive danger syndrome.
she's a bit perkier and she's eating a little bit but she's still not herself. she's all floppy. spent the entire night on the bed. hasn't done a wee or poo in over 24 hours so second vet visit is underway. bb.
two day ???seminar making extremely vague promises on its AI poster about how a ???person will help me get over being dismal and useless? sure, there's my £3.
what on earth?? The farm/dub pistols/levi roots the sauce man the headliners for a 3 day festival taking place on 2026? Deeply insane. is this a convoluted tax avoidance vehicle?
Magnum Dong, Magnum Dong, Slurm's got a magnum dong, Can't fit in his trousers, Because it is so long
look at this guy. our first grebo prime minister. collection of jesus jones, pop will eat itself and gaye bikers on acid records no doubt airbrushed out of history by concerned special advisors.
you MELT roxy? you melt her body like that man in Robocop? oh! oh! jail for mother! jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!
no he isn't. he couldn't power bottom his way out of a wet paper bag. this man is seeking a third.