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OnlyMemes@onlymemes· 23d

Good morning, skeeters. Sundays are for religious memes. And today, we ask ourselves WWJD. What Would Jimothy Do?

An image of Jimothy, the Seattle raccoon with Short Spine Syndrome, trots across grass toward a sidewalk. The meme caption reads “Physically, Jimothy Makes No Sense
Emotionally, He Is
Impossible to Root Against.”

An image of Jimothy, the Seattle raccoon with Short Spine Syndrome, trots across grass toward a sidewalk. The meme caption reads “He's built like a footstool and moves like he's late for something important.”

An image of Jimothy, the Seattle raccoon with Short Spine Syndrome, trots across grass toward a sidewalk. The meme caption reads “Structurally questionable but
Spiritually undefeated.”

OnlyMemes@onlymemes· 24d

Good morning, skeeters and Happy Caturday!

On a black background in white text the meme says “Me: Gets up briefly in the night. My cat: Father this is wonderful, I have been saying for YEARS that we should have breakfast at 3:30am.”

OnlyMemes@onlymemes· 25d

Good morning, skeeters! It does indeed feel like *life* is on fire.

On a black background in white text it reads “THERAPIST: "YOU CAN'T KEEP SETTING YOUR LIFE ON FIRE."
ME: "I LIKE THE AMBIANCE."
THERAPIST: "IT'S NOT AMBIANCE."
ME: "THEN IT'S A RITUAL. I'VE BEGUN THE SUMMONING" Meme by PROSPEROUS_HER

OnlyMemes@onlymemes· 26d

Good morning, skeeters. Is this why the air quality is awful? I kid. Global warming is real. Stay safe, Canada.

An image taken from a vehicle on a highway. A brown sign among trees says “Museum of Fire use next exit”. Billowing gray and black smoke covers most of the blue sky. The meme caption at the top reads “I honestly don't know if the Museum is open or not.”

OnlyMemes@onlymemes· 27d

Good morning, skeeters.

An image of a raccoon sitting at a keyboard and monitor typing out “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” on the screen. The meme caption says, “When your therapist tells you to write down your feelings.”

OnlyMemes@onlymemes· 28d

Good morning, skeeters! Maybe stay inside.

A meteorological map spanning from Illinois to Pennsylvania. It’s mostly bright pink fading into orange and yellow around the edges. It says “Ew”, “sticky” and “Nasty” on the map. At the top banner it says “WTOL
WEATHERIMPACT
116
WEATHER
ALERT
SWAMP BUTT FORECAST MAXIMUM DISCOMFORT EXPECTED.”
A box in the bottom right says
“HIGHS: 95-99°
HIGH MUGGINESS
THURSDAY JULY 2, 2026”

OnlyMemes@onlymemes· 29d

Good morning, skeeters. Mondays need to back all the way up.

At the top it says “DRAMA SHIELD ACTIVATE BIPPITY BOPPITY BACK THE FUCK UP.” The image below is Glinda the good witch from the original, colorized, Wizard of Oz, in her bubble. Meme by GRatitude69

OnlyMemes@onlymemes· Jul 11

Good morning, skeeters, and Happy Caturday! Mrrrp

On a black background in white text the meme says “cat parents will hear their cat go "mrrp" in a certain tone from another room and be like "oh hold on my cat wants the sink turned on"

OnlyMemes@onlymemes· Jul 10

Good morning, skeeters! You made it to Friday! Woohoo!!!

A meme that says “"I got the job...'
"I was accepted.."
"I got into..."
"I bought my first..."
"I achieved.."
Me:

The image below is of a person wearing all black holding a neon green sign that says
“IM PROUD OF YOU COMPLETE STRANGER!” They are pointing to a bunch of runners in the streets.

OnlyMemes@onlymemes· Jul 9

Good morning, skeeters! Or shall I say good morning, Sisyphuses.

A ancient-style image of a man (sisyphus) rolling a huge boulder up a mountain side. All three are shaded black with orange lines for definition. The background is orange. The top border is a traditional Grecian key border design. The bottom one is a traditional Grecian rays border design. In the boulder is written “The Fucking Dishes!
And The Fucking Laundry.”

OnlyMemes@onlymemes· Jul 7

Good morning, skeeters! ☕️ 🥱💤♥️

A phot of multicolored markers lined up next to each other, caps off. They are the old school stamp markers. From left to right, their stamps are purple ladybug, pink smiles, yellow stars, brown paw prints, red hearts, blue butterflies, orange suns, and green palm trees. The meme caption says “These walked so emojis could run.”

OnlyMemes@onlymemes· Jul 4

I like beaches and extra time off, not bc I support this government.

A picture of a cheeseburger with tomato and lettuce sits on a wooden plate. In a black box above it it says “and if you see me celebrating Fourth of July it's bc | like burgers not bc I support this government.” Meme by ayoair

OnlyMemes@onlymemes· Jul 4

Good morning, skeeters and Happy Caturday! We are heading to the beach, but only after checking all fur babies are safe.

On a black background in white text the meme says “are you even a cat parent if you don't take attendance before leaving the house to make sure somebody isn't trapped in a closet.”

OnlyMemes@onlymemes· Jul 3

🩹

On a white background in black text the meme says “Well slap a bandaid under my eye and call me Nelly, cause it's hot in here.”

OnlyMemes@onlymemes· Jul 3

Good morning, skeeters. Bigger than the Sky itself.

On a marbled red, white, and blue background is a red outlined, dark gray box. Within the box is text formatted like a post that says “geekysteven
If it happens on July 4th, I will buy and display an American flag bigger than God.”

OnlyMemes@onlymemes· Jul 3

Listennnnnn

Text at the top says “We're experiencing this heatwave because the gates of hell have opened for Mitch McConnell.” The image below is of Mitch in a suit coat, collared shirt, tie and khaki pants clutches the arms of two people on either side of him, dressed similarly. They are walking through a hallway. Meme by AzPetrich

OnlyMemes@onlymemes· Jun 27

Good morning, skeeters and happy Caturday.

An orange tabby looking disgruntled sitting next to a person wearing a dark blue tee on a light couch. The meme caption says “When someone says don't take it personally but you already took it emotionally, spiritually, mentally, cellularly and multiversally.”

OnlyMemes@onlymemes· Jun 23

Good morning, skeeters. Just so we’re queer, today is going to be a good day.

On a black background in white text the meme says “For pride month you can't say "let me get this straight" you have to say
"just so we're queer"

OnlyMemes@onlymemes· Jun 23

Whenever Christians start bitching about Pride Month

On a rainbow background in white text it says “Someone's having a cissyfit”. Meme by made with mematic

OnlyMemes@onlymemes· Jun 22

Yard. Rogue banana for scale.

A green corner lot with sidewalk visible on the near and far side. A banana has escaped and sits in the yard. For scale.

OnlyMemes@onlymemes· Jun 21

Happy Father’s Day to anyone in a parenting role, no matter your gender.

A text field that asks “What is your gender?
Please select one.
Male
Female
I have no plans to purchase a new vehicle”
“Female” is highlighted in light green.

OnlyMemes@onlymemes· Jun 20

Happy Pride!

A tweet by Ally Maynard • @missmayn that says:
I'm going to start addressing evangelical Christians like they talk at gay people:
"Yeah, I just don't agree with your lifestyle."
"Your beliefs are simply a phase."
"I respect you, just not how you live your life."
"You shouldn't be allowed to get married."

OnlyMemes@onlymemes· Jun 19

Good morning, skeeters.

On a white background in black text the meme says “Good morning, Friday. Friday is proof that no matter how long the week felt, you made it through. Give yourself credit for the battles you fought, the stress you handled, and the moments you kept going when it would have been easier for quit. Today, choose peace over worry, gratitude over complaints, and joy over negativity. You’ve earned it. Meme by Thug Wife Mom Life

OnlyMemes@onlymemes· Jun 18

Good morning, skeeters.

On a black background is a rainbow heart in the center of a rainbow line indicating a pulse. The white text above and below it says “Pride isn't about turning straight kids into gay kids
It's about not turning gay kids into dead kids.” Meme by gayety

OnlyMemes@onlymemes· Jun 17

Good morning, skeeters. Test me.

A male presenting person sits in a black suit coat, white collared shirt, and red tie, a quizzical look on their face. A skyline at night is behind them. The overlayed meme text in white says “I think Gods next test for me should be "can he handle a ridiculous amount of money"

OnlyMemes@onlymemes· Jun 17

I saw a complete rainbow this morning and exclaimed, “It’s Pride Month, BITCHEESSSSS!”

On a black background in white text the meme says “PSA: if watching two men kiss will turn your child gay, just show them a man and a woman kissing and change them back. Since apparently you think that's how this whole thing works you fcking idiot.”

OnlyMemes@onlymemes· Jun 15

♥️💙💜💛💚🧡

On a pink background in hot pink text the meme says “Happy Pride! There are no drag queens in the Epstein files. Just straight white men. Have the gayest month everyone!”

OnlyMemes@onlymemes· Jun 14

🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈

On a rainbow background in black copy the meme says “Happy pride month to Home Depot for not selling a single piece of straight wood.”

OnlyMemes@onlymemes· Jun 11

Good morning skeeters! Big hair ✅ Underboob sweat ✅ Thigh chaffage ✅

A map of Ohio in the United States is highlighted in dark orange. Main cities and highways are marked on the map. Over top of all of it says “DISRESPECTFUL HUMIDITY”

OnlyMemes@onlymemes· Jun 9

Good morning skeeters! Off to coffee with a coworker this AM.

On a beige background in black text it says “ALL THAT CAFFIENE ISNT GOOD FOR YOU
WELL I USED TO DRINK BEER OUT OF A RED SOLO CUP, THAT HAD PING PONG BALLS THROWN IN IT, THAT WERE ROLLED ACROSS PARTY FLOORS BEFORE PEOPLE STARTED TO USE WATER TO PLAY WITH.” Meme by AMANDALWHITE