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Out of Context Biffo the Bear

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Out of Context Biffo the Bear@oocbiffo· 19h

Beano #1305, July 22, 1967

Biffo's malignant nephews Cuddly and Dudley are launched into a trough of pig swill.

Out of Context Biffo the Bear@oocbiffo· 21h

Beano #673, June 11, 1955

Buster cackles at Biffo from behind his fence as a group of Surly Blokes line up and sit on the ground with their feet elevated on a bench so Biffo can patch the holes in their disgusting socks.
BUSTER: Ho! Ho! Ho! Who's filling in holes now?

Out of Context Biffo the Bear@oocbiffo· 1d

Beano #2055, December 5, 1981

Biffo stares unsettlingly at Buster as he plays his Poorly-Drawn Violin very badly.

Out of Context Biffo the Bear@oocbiffo· 1d

Beano #1567, July 29, 1972

A Pervert shouts into one of the horns of Biffo's Viking helmet while Buster portrays the Worst Asterix Ever. An unrelated pair of Middle-Aged Children gawk and cackle nearby.
PERVERT: The award for the best actor goes to Biffo the Bear!
BIFFO: Oh, goody!

Out of Context Biffo the Bear@oocbiffo· 5d

Beano #1231, February 19, 1966

Biffo is almost killed by a log smashing through his wall, but he is more concerned about his Auntie Gertie's painting being ruined.
BIFFO: Agh! There goes Auntie Gertie's picture!

Out of Context Biffo the Bear@oocbiffo· 7d

Beano #1073, February 9, 1963

Biffo tries to unmangle a mangled man and sticks his disgusting rancid foot in the man's face in the process.
MANGLED MAN: I was rehearsing for my act at the theatre tonight and I've been overdoing it a bit.

Out of Context Biffo the Bear@oocbiffo· 7d

Beano #764, March 9, 1957

Biffo (laden with large containers of eggs, flour, milk, and other supplies) and Buster (carrying a gun) are going camping, with Biffo planning to subsist solely on pancake for the duration, while Buster prefers to consume the flesh of freshly-killed game.
BIFFO: We're going camping. I'm going to live off pancakes.
BUSTER: Huh! I'll shoot all the food I require!

Out of Context Biffo the Bear@oocbiffo· 7d

Beano #803, December 7, 1957

Biffo uses a periscope to look at things he should not be looking at.
BIFFO: Handy thing a periscope!

Out of Context Biffo the Bear@oocbiffo· 9d

Beano #656, February 12, 1955

Biffo finds just what he needed: sedatives stolen from a doctor's briefcase.
BIFFO: The very thing-- The doctor's sleeping pills!

Out of Context Biffo the Bear@oocbiffo· 10d

Beano #1196, June 19, 1965

A Surly Man tries to kill Biffo by spraying him with poisonous chemicals, but Biffo deftly dodges.
SURLY MAN: Huh! It's no use! I'll never hit the little pest!

Out of Context Biffo the Bear@oocbiffo· 11d

Beano #2280, March 29, 1986

Biffo, nude and steaming, has solved the Cold Water Problem.
BIFFO: I've solved the Cold Water Problem--

Out of Context Biffo the Bear@oocbiffo· 11d

Beano #580, August 29, 1953

Buster has a wonderful time on the roller coaster blasting Biffo in the back of the head with his fully automatic pellet gun.

Out of Context Biffo the Bear@oocbiffo· 11d

Beano #2553, June 22, 1991

Biffo soaks in the tub wearing blue jeans with a vacant, glassy stare. The bar of soap in the soap dish looks strangely delicious.

Out of Context Biffo the Bear@oocbiffo· 12d

Beano #2084, June 26, 1982

Biffo, wearing a cricket uniform (but no shoes) asks a policeman for directions while a couple of gawking onlookers look on gawkingly.
BIFFO: Ahem! Can you direct me to the cricket ground? I seem to have overdone my run-up a bit!
POLICEMAN: Chortle!

Out of Context Biffo the Bear@oocbiffo· 13d

Beano #556, March 14, 1953

Biffo asks his boss for a raise and is instantly denied.
BIFFO: You'll have to pay me more!
BOSS: No!

Out of Context Biffo the Bear@oocbiffo· 13d

Beano #1076, March 2, 1963

Biffo spends all night hiding in a tree from a vicious, snarling dog that hates him.

Out of Context Biffo the Bear@oocbiffo· 13d

Beano #2134, June 11, 1983

Biffo goes on the news and kicks a clock off the ground with his loathsome foot.
BIFFO: Hup!

Out of Context Biffo the Bear@oocbiffo· 14d

Beano #974, March 18, 1961

Biffo's grub is infested with vermin once again as his muffins and cheese slabs and cartoon meats with the bone sticking out are all undoubtedly covered in mouse excrement.
BIFFO: Drat those mice! They've been at his grub again!

Out of Context Biffo the Bear@oocbiffo· 14d

Beano #657, February 19, 1955

Buster slips and falls mouth-first onto an icy sidewalk as Biffo provides play-by-play commentary.
BIFFO: Oh! He's slipped on a slide!

Out of Context Biffo the Bear@oocbiffo· 14d

Beano #392, January 21, 1950

Biffo visits the Creepy Taxidermist to buy some severed animal heads, because they are cheap.

Out of Context Biffo the Bear@oocbiffo· 15d

Beano #347, October 30, 1948

Biffo is attacked by flying sausages as a Middle-Aged Child sickos at him through the window.

Out of Context Biffo the Bear@oocbiffo· 16d

Beano #677, July 9, 1955

Buster vows to defeat and humiliate Biffo once and for all by making a two-tiered cake. Biffo sickos through Buster's open door and overhears everything.
BUSTER: I'll do better than Biffo-- I'll make a cake with two tiers!
BIFFO: So!

Out of Context Biffo the Bear@oocbiffo· 17d

The Oink! Book 1988

Boffo does not want to go to the zoo because they are boring.
HUMAN CHILD: Fancy coming to the zoo, Boffo?
BOFFO: Nah! Zoos are boring!

Out of Context Biffo the Bear@oocbiffo· 17d

Beano #587, October 17, 1953

Biffo plots Buster's doom at the funfair as he drives around in his stupid little baby car.
BIFFO: I'll fix Buster and his silly little car!

Out of Context Biffo the Bear@oocbiffo· 18d

Beano #800, November 16, 1957

Biffo struts as he proudly shows off his new yellow pimp hat. The wind blows faintly in the background, an ill omen of what is to come.
BIFFO: How do I look, chums?

Out of Context Biffo the Bear@oocbiffo· 18d

Beano #1660, May 11, 1974

Biffo has fooled you, the readers, by floating away using a wooden board with large balloons tied to either end. He also hopes you will not notice the awkward tangent between the left balloon and the top panel border.
BIFFO: Heh-heh! Fooled you there for a minute, readers!

Out of Context Biffo the Bear@oocbiffo· 18d

Beano #1084, April 27, 1963

Biffo is dismayed that he cannot afford a rubber mattress like the one Buster has. He does not possess enough pre-decimal currency to purchase a rubber mattress. This saddens him but he accepts the truth of the situation, regardless of how depressing it may be.
BUSTER: This inflatable rubber mattress is just the thing for a snooze in the sun, but it costs £2/10/0d. That's a bit more than you can afford, eh, Biffo?
BIFFO: Too true!

Out of Context Biffo the Bear@oocbiffo· 19d

Beano #358, April 2, 1949

Biffo points at a clown. That's it.

Out of Context Biffo the Bear@oocbiffo· 19d

Beano #825, May 10, 1958

After hours and many unsuccessful attempts, Biffo stomps angrily to the Bottle Factory, confident in what he needs.
BIFFO: I know just what I need!

Out of Context Biffo the Bear@oocbiffo· 19d

Beano #2603, June 6, 1992

Biffo plays the drums with his face.

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