The Opinionated Lab 𓅄
@opinionatedlab
Good dog. Bad takes. Hating Capitalism since 1992. Packers fan since birth. Reply Guy who replies to Reply Guys. He/Him Go/Pack/Go Skeets entirely my own, especially the dumb ones. ALT profile: a Black Lab wearing white framed glasses and white bow tie.
Jury summons. Time for my “get out of it” statement: “I believe the police create most crime and lie about it. They exist exclusively to protect capital and the levers of power available to capitalists. Police are class traitors and should never be trusted. Also, jurist no 6 has a great ass”
Abe Lincoln’s office released this photo, explaining the president merely had a migraine.
I told them the “let fans pitch night” wasn’t a great idea…
The internet never forgets. (And then they means tested it against your pre-Covid earnings so most people who were laid off due to the pandemic got nothing. Ask me how I know.)
“Ol’ Joe knew how to run a genocide but not how to run ON a genocide.”
I’m late to this party, but wanted to share a favorite of mine.