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Bi Disaster Orc • Maker of Queer Monster Stories and Games • Call me Aros • Also Does Vtubing for fun • #nsfw ahead 🔞 Streaming Monday and Friday at 7:30 PM US Central for all the other places

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orc@orcanist· Jul 7

"I didn't think there were gonna be THIS many people at the beach today..." Somebody talked Brex into wearing a thong for a beach day, insisting that he'd look great, even if he was feeling a little shy about it. (It was tao, and he was right.) An incredible summer pic from @taoren.bsky.social!

A huge orc with green skin and body fuzz all over his arms and chest, wearing only an orange thong, stands over a beach background. His pose and expression imply an awkward shyness, as though he's anxious about being seen in such revealing swimwear.

orc@orcanist· Jun 4

Accurate depiction of misremembering what it was like to live in '90s-era San Jose

Backrooms (2026)
Four and a half stars. Hearted

You: an excellent adaptation of a web series inspired by a creepypasta

Me, an intellectual: a tremendous adaptation of “The Treachery of Images” by René Magritte

orc@orcanist· May 28

You are being OBSERVED 👀 Going live with OBSERVATION! twitch.tv/orcvibes

orc@orcanist· May 12

The Bad Guys 2 - 2025
Three Stars
The pieces don't really fit together into a complete shape but they're damn good pieces. Besides, it's not about the action, it's about the distraction.

orc@orcanist· May 8

Ooooh...Banana. Going live: twitch.tv/orcvibes

orc@orcanist· May 5

Ditto's just like me fr fr Going live with POKOPIA! twitch.tv/orcvibes

orc@orcanist· May 2

i trusted those stars...

orc@orcanist· May 2

let's try out a new capture card with some retro games twitch.tv/orcvibes

orc@orcanist· May 1

Palm Springs - 2020
Four stars - Watched 30 Apr 2026
A time loop movie with editing and pacing this good is a real flex on anything asking you to spend $30 and 4 hours at a theater.

orc@orcanist· Apr 23

buy my trinkets, traveler going live with more STRANGE ANTIQUITIES on twitch.tv/orcvibes

orc@orcanist· Apr 22

PS: Furries, i do not understand why you latched onto pawbert of all characters in this movie.

Zootopia 2 - 2025
3.5 stars
i went into this fully ready to swallow another dose of copaganda for the sake of quality animated hijinks, which i still got, but this time i had to tolerate the movie glorifying a conspiracy theorist podcaster.

orc@orcanist· Apr 16

buy my plance going live with STRANGE HORTICULTURE right now! twitch.tv/orcvibes

orc@orcanist· Apr 14

No Country for Old Men 2007 - 4 stars

Rewatched 13 Apr 2026

every man in this film: i'm built different

narrator: they weren't

[this space intentionally left blank to imply a woman has died off-screen]

orc@orcanist· Apr 12

i keep having opinions about movies so i started a letterboxd account letterboxd.com/orcanist/ add me or whatecer

Challengers 2024 - 4 stars
Watched 12 Feb 2025
she forgot the first rule of fujoshi: never get personally involved

also im not saying that it's a good idea for anyone but i do think this movie proves more high-stakes relationship drama should be scored by trent reznor and atticus ross

Wake Up Dead Man 2025 - 4.5 stars
Watched 29 Nov 2025
i was so excited to tell my aunt who's a pastor about this excellent movie and she told me it was so boring that she almost fell asleep so i guess im going to hell on principle now

Sinners 2025 - 4 stars
Watched 04 Aug 2025
This review may contain spoilers.

Might be peak “genre horror dressed up as elevated horror” tbh.

The Super Mario Galaxy Movie 2026 - 2.5 stars
Watched 01 Apr 2026
I really don’t want to be the guy that defends this movie but calling it a sin against cinema or worse than AI slop is delusional. It’s an “oops! all setpieces” movie with barely any connective tissue. Every character gets half an arc, and it almost has a theme, but the script is too busy rushing through act 3 to follow through on anything.

One of the few movies that could compete with TikTok for your attention and win, even if you won’t remember more than a few minutes of it.

Project Hail Mary 2026 - 4 stars
Watched 11 Apr 2026
This happened to my buddy Rocky once

orc@orcanist· Mar 31

wait, there's more. Since it's both #MacroMarch and #MinotaurMarch, take a look at these lovely sketches by @cruxlo.bsky.social where Macro Carris gives him a lift home after he's had one too many.

A large minotaur and an average-sized dog sit on a pier, each enjoying a drink. The glass barely fits between the minotaur's fingers, but is as tall as the dog's forearm.

The minotaur, having grown even larger, is letting the dog ride comfortably atop his head. The dog says "🚫🍷" and "👉🏠", meaning he needs a ride home after that much alcohol.

The minotaur gives the dog a "handshake" despite his wrist being the full height of the dog by now. Buzzed, the dog hugs one finger, barely fitting his arms around it, saying "Thhhhankyoou!"

orc@orcanist· Mar 31

Last day of #minotaurmarch so here's four (old) pics of carris being my favorite spellcasting himbull 🎨: itshaps.bsky.social, skyebluew0lf.bsky.social, morebiscuits.bsky.social, and dopq.bsky.social

orc@orcanist· Mar 24

WEDNESDAY! We're playing DUNGEON BODEGA SIMULATOR from @alienfruit.games, who were kind enough to share a few steam keys to give away on stream 💚 (You might remember when I played the demo a few weeks back. And the game is out today if you want to play it now!) See you at 7PM on twitch.tv/orcvibes

wed march 25th
7pm us central time
twitch.tv/orcvibes
dungeon bodega simulator

orc@orcanist· Mar 7

tl;dr

Dialogue box:

CONSTITUTION: YES. EAT THE APPLE, APPLEBOY.

orc@orcanist· Mar 6

live orc reaction to the brex cameo in @snagglesoft.bsky.social's Digital Defender O.R.C.

orc@orcanist· Feb 28

meme: I am going to create [a battalion] that is so [blended]

orc@orcanist· Feb 27

Did you know? If you vote twice, you get two stickers

orc@orcanist· Feb 24

whoops i did not realize that last one was a crop, here's the full

orc@orcanist· Feb 24

My boy iefyr, plus I’ve even got a bonus Gus in one of these

orc@orcanist· Feb 23

I'm BACK! Let's Play DIGITAL DEFENDER O.R.C. with a giveaway! twitch.tv/orcvibes

orc@orcanist· Feb 21

okay FOR REAL THIS TIME My PC is fixed so I'm streaming DIGITAL DEFENDER O.R.C. tomorrow (Sunday) at 7PM US Central! Same orc time, same orc channel, twitch.tv/orcvibes

orc@orcanist· Feb 18

just got the best spam email i've ever seen

orc@orcanist· Feb 17

Watching dnd YouTube videos for some smoother gameplay options and it happened again

Donnie Darko "real or x" meme

Donnie: I have a new and improved way to run initiative

Donnie's mom: real or "initiator goes first, then table seating order"

Donnie: initiator goes first, then table seating order

orc@orcanist· Feb 13

Happy belated birthday! Enjoy some obscure Brex pics (artists in alt text)