#ERR hello miss invade--- oh okay, immediate Albinauric pot to the nose. i see we're choosing the painful way... for you, that is.

well that was anticlimactic #ERR

#ERR I LOVE HERETIC GAMEPLAYYY RAAARGH have 90s of me edging Morgott and giving him every STD on earth until he busts all over the floor

detecting cooperative mage-class lifeform in your area messmer :

pros : 48 inches of Messmer cons : did not even make it away from the damn door #ERR

oh look it's the "Press Waterfowl Dance To Win" invader guy ... time to knock his ego down a few notches, if you catch my drift #ERR

#mhwilds and here we have a peak example of two DB mains sharing the exact same braincell to much successful effect

#ERR #eldenring im not glad the hsot just sat there twiddling their thumbs while i smacked Sven around butttttt ill take those coins

#ERR waiting for coop summons got me inventing new rune piece parkour tech at 6.30 am

( nsfw for mage pussy ) #ERR #art he's probably calculating in his head the entire time what the optimal spell to make sure it's gonna fit is

farewell pride month, hello wrath month #ERR #art

POV you ate shit on the boss so hard you're still seeing (glintstone) stars and your transmog broke #ERR #art

come play #eldenring modded multiplayer with me, now with extra crispy invaders ( results not garanteed ) #ERR

(everyone involved was in vc) me : i'll give you 2 starlight shards to fuck off ravioli : no, you're an add and i'm gonna deal with you me : OK #ERR

>1st invader rolls in >try the diplomacy route >2nd invader rolls in >it's my friend Zells if you aren't fw your friends during invasions are you even cooping lol

I keep getting invaded while trying to find coops at the pools it's kind of a recurring theme atp. Male-eater ? But I barely know her ... #ERR

SOME invaders are smarter than others i guess and play much more interestingly, trying to take advantage of AOWs like Holy Ground and field bosses to support their assault ! I'm so sorry Dawyn ( revs Loretta's Mastery ) #ERR #eldenring

now THAT was a more interesting invasion ( redeemer wanted to 1v1 so i let it be ) thank you LP #ERR

some invaders i swear. at least say hi to me before lunging in like an NPC (/pointdown) you're not special for tryinga blender with a bleed katana bro ( he didn't even use his physick, probably thought it would be an easy kill and yeah i suck at pvp ) #ERR #eldenring #eldenringreforged

being summoned for my beloved Lord Morgott is way too fun especially when I can solve our lovers' trysts like so #ERR #eldenring #eldenringreforged

#ERR Bards only have 2 commands in the oldest FFs : Sing and Hide ( yes this chara is a whole gimmick lol )

trying to play better at repelling invasions and mostly memeing ngl #ERR

"you can't block Azash's divebomb it's impossible" anyway #ERR

levels of greed unheard of outside of the bible #ERR

when I tell you I wouldn't last 30s inside Margit this is what I mean 😏 #ERR ( was helping my friend get some coop coins )

downloaded Tomo Life LTD demo and made Spiswel, Dragoon and my friend's OC... lookit them hehehe... Smiiswel and his tomos...

🐿🪄 ah, ah, ah, à la queue leu leu ... #ERR #eldenring #art #morgottxtarnished #ocxcanon

Lord of Leyndell's seal of approval 👍 ( nsfw ) #ERR #art #eldenring #ocxcanon #morgottxtarnished #tarnished

#ERR #eldenring #eldenringreforged i still won't have internet for the foreseeable future so i worked on 2 boss medal challenges i'd been putting off :^( Fuck you Rykard your phase 1 sucks ass

another Anthony Howell NPC dropping the coldest lines you'll ever hear for sidequest #482 has hit the Spiswel